One Piece x Reader - One Shots, reactions, headcannons, etc. OPEN

Zoro, Sanji, Law

Scaredy Cats
Zoro, Sanji and Law are not your spider catcher. You are theirs.

Fem! Reader (she/her pronouns)

Zoro
As you walked past the crows nest you heard "Gah~ what the heck" then the loud sounds of clanking, which could only be Zoro dropping his massive weights. You sighed deciding to climb up and see what was going on.

Once you reached the top you could see his brow twitching as he stared at his weights. "What're you doing?" You called out. "Is everything okay?". Zoro turned and looked a little shocked and embarrassed to see you.

"I'm fine" he spoke frustratedly, you really knew you ought to not push it, yet you were confused, so you climbed into the room properly and tried to see what he was looking at. "Is something wrong with the weight then?" You questioned.

"Stop asking questions" Zoro grumbled, clearly not wanting to entertain any conversation with you, but you weren't going to stop. "Then answer me and I will" you frowned folding your arms. He let out a sigh of frustration but gave in, rather quickly. "There's a damn spider".

He seemed deflated.. was Zoro really scared of spiders. You finally noticed the spider he was talking about, and it wasn't small. "Oh I see..". You decided with Zoro you'd take the approach of letting him feel like he was doing you a favour. "Hey mind if I catch it?" You asked, stepping closer.

He looked a little shocked for a moment but cleared his throat. "Uh well, I was just about to grab him but I suppose I'll let you" he stepped out the way, so you could come and scoop it up. "It's cute! I'll just take it somewhere safe until we reach the next island" you smiled, you were almost cooing at the spider.

Zoro looked at you like you grew three heads, he was sweating, and he knew you knew he was scared of this thing, and yet here you were cradling it like a baby. "Good now I can work out without worrying about hurting it" he lied, grabbing his weights again.

Sanji
You walked into the galley to greet Sanji, only to see him in a stand off. You had to squint to see what he was glaring at. "Is that a...". In seconds Sanji was attached to you, like a scared little child. "A spider" he almost cried out.

You knew Sanji hated bugs, you could almost see the shivers that ran down his spine. So for a spider to be in his kitchen, that was bad news for him. "It's okay.." you patted his shoulder. You stepped closer to the spiders preparing to catch it but Sanji gripped on.

"Y/n-swann, don't get too close~" he pouted, keeping his distance from the disgusting bug, but close to you. "It's alright I'll take it away" you reassuringly smiled. Sanji seemed to sober up realising he was being rescued by you.. a girl.. he felt a little ashamed and embarrassed but.. he wasn't going near that damn thing.

You very casually walked up to the spider and in one swoop you captured it into your hand. "Got it" you announced, watching Sanji visibly relax, as the colour came back to his face.

"I'll go put it somewhere until we can safely release him" you informed Sanji, walking away with the spider. As Sanji slowly came back to his senses he had an overwhelming embarrassment wash over him.

"Uh.. thank you" he spoke up stiffly, going back to his station to continue preparing lunch. You chuckled to yourself. It's always refreshing to see Sanji drop his cool guy act.

Law
He frowned at the thing. How did it even get in. He planned on just rooming it out, but as he opened a pretty big room to get it outside the Polar Tang, it started moving, taking Law of guard. Instead of just rooming it out, he instead roomed it and himself into the same room as you, which just so happened to be the laundry room next to his office.

"Captain?" You gasped as he just appeared in front of you. You didn't even notice he had opened a room. "Crap" he spoke through grit teeth, he didn't want to look like a fool in front of you.

"Uh.. why did you room here..?" You asked confused. He closed his eyes in annoyance before speaking. "Grab it". Your eyes widened looking a little shocked and bewildered. "W-what.." you questioned.

"The spider. Grab it" his voice was laced with frustration as the creature was still crawling around now on the floor. He had an uncomfortable look on his face as he opened his eyes to glare at the thing.

You followed his gaze to the spider he was talking about. "Oh right.." you shook off your previous flustered feeling, gently scooping up the spider. "Here pass me that container" you pointed. Law grumbled but did hand it to you, and you put the spider inside and closed it.

"Make sure there's some air holes and a food source, and it can just live here until we resurface" you gently stood up holding the container out. Law looked uncomfortable but he took it anyway, knowing he'd palm this thing off onto someone else.

"Good job y/n-ya" he sighed, speaking with a strained voice, as he still looked at the container with a disgusted expression. He wondered how you could handle the creature so easily, and how he managed to fumble so hard. He felt embarrassed. Luckily you weren't one to tease him about his clear disscontempt for spiders.