MERCENARY 3: Descent into Madness |BTS JIMIN FF|

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JIMIN POV

'THAT ONE'S MINE!'

'It literally says Gyumin on it!!!' 

'You probably wrote it on all of them!'

For the last 15 minutes, I've been sitting on the sofa next to Jin and watching those two baboons fighting over a gift, which is definitely Gyumin's. 

Considering Rain actually made the tree look pretty for a change in this house, they decided to act all christmassy and bought each other presents. Well, mostly something that would piss them off.

They did the secret santa thing, and everyone got a name. I got Gyumin. I didn't want to participate whatsoever, but I wasn't given a choice. You rarely have one in this house. They shoved a piece of paper in my hand, and there it was. 

I thought about buying him a muzzle to shut him up. Then about trolling him and getting him tissues and like 10 bottles of lotion. Then I almost bought him an inflatable doll. But afraid that he might actually use it, being a horny teenager that he is, I didn't. I did end up walking by some shop which was glowing from a mile away, and I took a wild guess that it was some sort of gaming shop. My guess was right. And I had no idea what I was buying.

I just asked them to give me whatever someone obsessed with games would, and they showed me a few things. One of them was a wireless headset, and I think we were all tired of listening to the sounds of shooting from the games when he plays them here, so I got him that and 3 controllers. I saw him breaking last two by throwing them at Jungkook, and one by Jungkook throwing it back at him. He needs them.

'How the hell would I write it if I didn't see it until now!? And you got yours already!' Gyumin yells, running after Jungkook around the kitchen table

'There's more there. That must be yours!' Jungkook trolls

'That's Jimin's and Rain's! They didn't open theirs yet! Give me back my gift!'

He became all whiney like a child and Jungkook started laughing. Possibly to show mercy to a child, he finally gave him the gift, only to start a new fight because that's what he wanted to get, and Gyumin was mocking him. 

'I used to like Christmas.' Jin mutters sassily as he listens to those two morons. 'Also, you waiting for her to open yours together?' He gestures towards the tree where the reamining presents are sitting under

'Something like that.' I mumble 

We did that last year when it was just us two. That was the first christmas in my life where I felt like I was finally at peace. She loves it, though. We bought way too many things, purely cause it looked kinda cool stacked up under the tree, and then we sat in front of the tree and opened them together. Maybe we can have a small piece of that when she comes down. A piece of that peace I felt back then.

'Hopefully you end up better than me.' He chuckled and raised his present, showing me the box of Viagra. Yep. Jungkook got him. 'He doesn't realize that I'm going to feed these to him through food.' 

'Cause that's what we need. To see Jungkook with a boner. Merry Christmas.' I mumble sarcastically, while he was just snickering

'Better than that, though.'

On the opposite sofa, Hoseok was wiggling a misteltoe above Yoongi's head, while Yoongi was threatening to pull a grenade on himself not caring if it kills everyone else. 

Maybe I'd find it funny if it wasn't for the fucking misteltoe. I scanned the room and realized that those are everywhere. Hoseok's doing. If I start taking them down, I'll end up looking crazy, and will ruin everyone's mood. The best I can hope for is that she doesn't flip and that no one puts one above us. Then a murder will happen on this very day.