And in the beginning..There was you!!!

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(It was time to head to Elliot's place for the family gathering. He decided to order food instead of cooking so it's no hassle. They get there an hour before his kids, and that gives them time to tell Noah about the babies.)

Olivia: Noah sweetie can you come see for a second, please?

Noah: Coming.

Elliot: You're ready for this?

Olivia: Don't have much of a choice here.

Elliot: (chuckle) The bump has popped out of nowhere.

Olivia: Yeah and now I can barely see down there.

Elliot: (smirk) Just leave that to me.

Olivia: Such a horndog.

Elliot: Well I do have the most sexy, beautiful woman on the earth.

(Just when the teasing was about to start, they stopped seeing Noah coming to them.)

Olivia: Hey my sweet boy.

Elliot: Hey bud.

Noah: What's going on?

Olivia: What do you mean?

Noah: You guys look suspicious.

Olivia: (takes a breath) Well Elliot and I have something very important to talk to you about.

Noah: (looks at them) Is Elliot moving in?

Olivia: Umm no, why would you think that?

Noah: He is always there and I think it would be cool.

Elliot: We can talk about that when it comes, but we have something very important to share with you.

Olivia: Come sit baby.

(He goes to sit but feels nervous.)

Noah: (looks at her) You're not dying are you, mommy?

Olivia: Oh no baby no one is dying. Elliot and I wanted to let you know that you're going to be a big brother.

Noah: You're adopting another baby like me?

Olivia: (smiles) No, I'm having a baby.

(She moves her shirt so it is tight against her belly. He moves closer placing his hand on hers and smiles.)

Noah: (eyes light up) Im going to be a big brother. When will he be here and can he share my room?

Elliot: Well it's two of them so they will need their own room.

Noah: Two?

Olivia: Yeah, I'm having twins and you get to have the best of both worlds.

Noah: Huh?

Olivia: You're going to have a little brother and sister.

Noah: Oh, so how will they come out? Henry said that when his mom and dad kiss each other that's how the baby gets there.

(Elliot looks away trying not to laugh as Olivia has a look of horror on her face.)

Olivia: Umm well, that's part of the truth but that's not how the baby gets in there. It happens when a mom and dad connect in a loving way.

Noah: Dads have a penis and moms have a vagina right?

(Elliot moves until he is leaning behind Olivia as he listens to how she's going to explain this.)

Olivia: (sweating) Yes that's right bunny.

Noah: And the dad puts his penis in the mom's vagina to make the baby. So that means that Elliot is the baby's dad right?

Olivia: Who told you this sweet boy?

Noah: My friend Henry. But he did tell me how the baby got out.

Olivia: OK, yes Elliot is the dad of the babies. But, when the baby is ready, moms have to go to the hospital and they cut the baby out.

Noah: Doesn't that hurt?

Olivia: Yes, but they give moms medicine to numb the pain.

Noah: (thinking) Cool, can I watch?

Olivia: No bunny, no kids can be in the room when that happens.

Noah: (pouts) Can I hold them after they cut them out?

Olivia: Of course.

Noah: Cool, can I go back and play now?

Olivia: He's a baby, but only for a few more minutes.

Noah: Yes ma'am.

(As Noah skips out of the room Olivia turns and smacks Elliot on his chest as he busts out laughing.)

Elliot: What?

Olivia: That's not funny El. I was not ready for that conversation and I can't believe kids his age are even discussing it.

Elliot: I think you did great, better than me.

Olivia: Now my son knows that you be putting your penis in my vagina. That's no image kids should have of their parents El.

Elliot: Calm down, at least he wasn't embarrassed or shy about talking about it.

Olivia: (sigh) Hea growing up to fast forward to today me, I need him to slow down.

Elliot: Good luck with that one. I thought the something until I was meeting my daughter's boyfriends, then husbands, and grandkids.

Olivia: God El I'm too old for this. What the hell was going to do when these two were sixteen?

Elliot: Maybe we can lock them up until they're thirty and pray they forgive us.

Olivia: You're a horrible person babe.

Elliot: Our daughter definitely not dating until she's forty.

Olivia: (gets up) God El your insane.

(He pulls her back down onto his lap and buries his face in her neck. She giggles as she tries to get away from him but can't because of the added belly.)

Elliot: Don't move let me hold you.

Olivia: The kids will be here in a minute El.

Elliot: I just want to hold you.

Olivia: Mmm this does feel good.

Elliot: (kiss her neck) I wish we had some time before they get here. I really need to stick my penis in your vagina.

Olivia: (gasps) You really need a pill El because this much libido can not be healthy.

Elliot: It's only when I'm with you, or thinking about you that gets me all hot.

(He grinds against her ass as she struggles to get up.)

Olivia: You need to go take care of your little problem before they get here.

Elliot: (sigh) Fine, but after they leave you all mine.

Olivia: (smirks) If you're a good boy maybe I'll do that thing you like.

Elliot: (get excited) Great now it's going to be hard getting rid of this.

(She walks up to him and kisses him.)

Olivia: Go take care of that and I'll get things together out here.

Elliot: So damn evil.

(He hurries to his bedroom and closes his door locking it. Olivia shakes her head as she goes into the kitchen to sort the food out. His kids and mom show up and everyone finds a seat and passes around the food. His kids have two different conversations going on at one time. He looks around the room with a satisfied look on his face as he enjoys his family.)