𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.

Sister War Two.

𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞

"You walk around this house like a Queen, issuing orders to the servants without so much as a please or a thank you, you insult Mom in front of everyone and you flirt with my husband in front of me!" I said angrily. "You're also vain, conceited and selfish!"

"Oh, like you're such an angel yourself," Andriana scoffed. "From as early as childhood you were this reckless, impulsive, out of place, entitled brat. You back talked your teachers, caused trouble in school and embarrassed this family!"
"In what ways have I embarrassed this family?"
"Remember that porn magazine you were involved in?"

"What?!" Theodore exclaimed. "Jasmine you didn't."
"I was a simple misunderstanding," I said with a roll of my eyes. "I thought the magazine was about cats but it turned out to be a magazine about...you know."
"Oh. False advertising can be such a bitch."

"Another time you wanted to go on a sleepover with your friends but Father told you no," Andriana continued. "So you arranged all your stuffed animals and pillows on your bed and covered it with your blanket so he'll think you were asleep. You snuck out of the house, went to the sleepover and came back at dawn when everyone was still asleep!"

"Seriously? Jas you never told us that," Sabrina said.
"Oh she couldn't do that. Then her facade of a perfect daughter would've been destroyed. Then everyone would know what a deceptive, pretentious girl she was."

"Oh don't even talk to me deceptive and pretentious," I scoffed. "After all you wear panty hoses in petite."
"What the hell do my panty hoses have to do with anything?"
"You buy your panty hoses in size petite but any person with eyes can see you can't pull those things past your thighs."

Andriana gasped indignantly and pulled down her skirt. "Well, since we're on the subject of clothes that hoodie makes you look three times your size. Like a stick. A flat chested stick!"
Now it was my turn to show indignation. "I am not flat chested. I wear a D-cup and my breasts are perfectly round and soft and Valentino loves them. He says they're perfect."

"It's not like he has much of a choice. After all he's chained down to a brat like you for the rest of his life," Andriana smirked.
"Oh! You piece of human garbage!" I said hotly.
"Ohh, resorting to name-calling are we? Well two can play at that game, slut."
"Whore!"
"Trollop!"
"Tramp!"
"Floozy!"
"Ditz!"
"Jezebel!"
"Succubus!"
"Blue eyed bitch!"
"Blonde haired she devil!"

"Now girls that's quite enough of that," Gloria said as she got up and stood between us. "Why is it that you can't just get along? I know you have your differences but don't you think it's time to bury the hatchet and start over? Sure your husbands are enemies and all but don't you think you should-"
"Sit down and stay the hell out of this Gloria!" Andriana snapped.

She immediately closed her mouth and sat back down between her brothers. Andriana fixed her clothes then turned back to me. "There's still time for you to walk away. Leave now and you might be able to salvage whatever dignity you think you have left."

"The dignity ship set sail a long time ago," I said tightly. "It left right after you opened your mouth to spew out your trash talk. It's probably halfway across the Caribbean Sea by now."
"Andriana it's getting late," Kazimir said. "Why don't we head upstairs now? You've had a long day."

"I am tired Kazimir, but I'm not about to leave now and give her the satisfaction of having the last word," Andriana said defiantly. "We'll go to bed as soon as I destroy her. That way she'll think twice before she puts it into her head to challenge me."
"Who are you, Princess Azula?" Andrès laughed
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Oh Andriana. I'm embarrassed for you. Azula is the fire nation princess from Avatar the Last Airbender. It's a show on Nickelodeon that people have been watching for generations."