Kiribaku One Shots (and maybe some other ships)

Sexy shit you guys

A collection of short little thingies because its been two months since i've written and i have m a n y screenshots on my phone that ive been meaning to put in a kiribaku but im far too tired to actually try to come up with a plot and many descriptive words.

TLDR; my sister isnt home to help me think of a plot, here are short stories? Please dont kill me i have a wife and kids (iykyk)

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Denki knocked on his boyfriend's dorm, not three times as the usual human may, but rather just once, because three times is "an awful lot for a non-serious situation", according to him. He knocked once before he opened the door and looked at his sleepy lilac-smelling boyfriend. Hitoshi had just showered and was doom scrolling, thank god Denki had interrupted or he might've been there for years and missed his wedding in 6 years fr. That was a joke, laugh about it.

Hitoshi quickly closed the gram, the insta gram, and he sighed in relief, he'd been stuck doom scrolling for about an hour, he just couldn't stop once he started, but Denki to the rescue. "Babe, I just made a very fun game with other babe, and I gave him head. Do you wanna know what the game was??" He asked excitedly, which made Hitoshi blink before he glanced over to you, and then sat up, sitting with his legs hung over the bed as he leaned back on his hands. Denki was flushed and looked like he definitely had given Hanta head. He probably gave Hanta head, said "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK LET ME TELL OTHER BABE!" And then ran off. Which was exactly what happened. Hanta suddenly appeared behind Denki and winked at Hitoshi with a nod as he wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist.

Hitoshi raised an eyebrow and gave you another, more suggestive glance before he nodded. "Sure, baby, what's the ga-" "Rock paper scissors but if we do the same attack we have to kiss passionately on the lips!" He said excitedly and stopped practically shaking in excitement when Hanta wrapped his arms around him. Hitoshi blinked, looking a bit more awake than usual and he raised an eyebrow at Hanta before he shrugged and nodded. "Alright, but only if we all take turns~" And Denki practically yanked Hanta into the room before shutting and locking the door.

"I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GOING TO KIRI'S! Y'ALL GET TOO FUCKING NASTY TOO FUCKING OFTEN!" They heard muffled through the wall deliberately placed beside the wall that connected Hitoshi and Bakugou's room. Bro had gotten sick of hearing his friend get fucked by the redhead, so he retaliated. Jokes on them though, Kat was definitely stealing that line and taking it to his own boyfriend. Let's just say a couple and a throuple had a very... fulfilling night.

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Kat walked down the stairs in his baggy sweats, his black hoodie, and his white slippers because he's a fashionista, and he grumbled quietly to himself. He'd just come down from his dorm where his five pet guinea pigs resided with him, his Dadzawa said it was okay because he said pretty please with a cherry on top, and he grabbed a bottle of water and a baggie of carrots before huffing, unprovoked, to the group of the entire rest of class that had been vibing in the common room. He plopped that ass on the couch beside his boyfriend, opening the baggie and taking a bite of a carrot before pulling a guinea pig from his hoodie pocket and giving it the rest of the baby carrot.

Eijirou looked at Kat one second, looked away to glance at Hanta taking his turn in The Game of Life, before glancing at him again, almost doing a double take because there was suddenly a rodent in his lap, eating a fucking carrot and munching loudly because guinea pigs have no manners I'm convinced. "Guys, it's easy to have the courage of a lion. They're gigantic and have claws, and no natural predators." He spoke, which caused the whole room to fall into silence, as there seems to be an addition to that thought. And then there was.