Freaking one shots I either think of, base off a comic, get requested, or base off other stories I've seen.
UwU
So this while book is either angst fluff or both so I'm not putting any trigger warnings so if you read, you read. If you dont, you dont...
bakubiTch POV --------------------------------- I led kirishima up to my room in my parents house. Why my parents fucking house, you probably didn't just ask. Well, let me fucking tell you.
It's because almost everyone at the dorms, mostly that pink RAT, won't stop screaming whenever Eiji and I do anything. To be fair, those idiots call it fangirling but they're loud as fuck, so it's screaming, thanks. I mean absolutely ANY FUCKING THING. And I'm horny sooooooo.....
(okay, let's just gloss over that...check)
I start leading my pretty ass boyfriend to my bed, kissing at his neck lustfully. He's mine bitch. Back off.
God's POV (literally) ---------------- WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING????
(I'm revising and just spit out my drink, thanks)
3rd person POV ------------------------- Katsuki leads Kiri to his bed. As he gets there instead of laying down like god fearing children, he places a lustful kiss unto Kirishimas' surprisingly soft lips. Katsuki grabs Kirishimas' hips and gently pushes his boyfriend onto his bed. Climbing in top of him, Katsuki begins to kiss his lovers neck, receiving small moans in return. Soon having a smirk at Eijiro as he has a small outburst of moans when he hits the sensitive spot on his neck, Katsuki starts trailing kisses down Eijiros torso. Then the front door opens , followed by yelling. Ignoring the parents that are in the house, Katsuki continues marking up his territory.
God POV ----------------- GOD DAMN IT, GABRIEL. I KNOW I SAID TO MAKE THEM CELIBATE FOR A WEEK BUT GAWD DAMN.
How the fuck are they so horny?? And how is she just as horny?? (points to Katsuki's mother) Just give them what they fucking want, I QUIT!
(god has left the chat, fading into the abyss)
Gabriel:
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*Faces the camera and shrugs* he'll be back tomorrow
Camera POV ------------------------
Eijirou released a few more moans while tugging on Kat's hair, but then Kats' mother yelled out from the living room.
"NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE YOU AIN'T!"
Katsuki, being the good son he is, stops kissing Kirishima, earning a whine. "H-Hey-" Eijirou started, only to be pulled down the stairs behind his very angry boyfriend.
"Hey, old hag! Shut the fuck up!" (me) Kat yelled, holding Eijirou's hand softly, despite his yelling.
"I'm in the middle of doing something!"
"That's no way to speak to your mother, horny bitch!"
As the pair argue, Masaru and Kirishima just stood by and watched, exchanging confused expressions.
"You know what?!" He disconnected his hand from Eijirou's, putting his hand in his pocket and searching around for something. Seconds later, he yanked out 2 condoms and threw them at her.
"HERE, BIOTCH, TAKE THESE AND GO GET DICK!" He yells while intertwining his hand back with Kirishima
"OH, THANK YOU, HONEY!"
God's POV ---------- Why are they so loud? They're literally 3 feet from each other????
Back to 3rd person POV ------------ "TAKE SOME MONEY AND GO TO A NICE HOTEL WITH YOUR LOVELY BOYFRIEND! Y'ALL HAVE FUN!" She screams while tossing the condoms to her very flushed husband, and then hands $100 to Kirishima, who also was very flushed
"THANK YOU, MOM!"
"YOU'RE WELCOME KATSUKI! BE SAFE AND HAVE FUN! I LOVE YOU!"
"OKAY, YOU TOO! I LOVE YOU!" Katsuki yelled and then proceeded to drag his very flustered and yet confused boyfriend out the door, slamming it afterward.
God POV ------------------- Oh.... That could've gone worse I guess
Gabriel: .......wtf
---------------------------------- 574 words .... I regret nothing Revised 07/23/2023
