Kiribaku One Shots (and maybe some other ships)

Internet Boyfriends AU

My friend was like " :0 write this" and so I did
All may or may not be in Baku POV 😗
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Bratsuki POV
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It all started with me being a damn idiot. An absolute moron an answering a random text. But boy am I thankful that I was stupid that one day.
Flashback cuz why the hell not

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Here I was minding my own damn business when my phone went off.

'....who tf'

It's like 5 am and someone is freaking texting me??? I'll kill them.
I check my phone, seeing a random number that texted me.
I swear to All Might if Deku gave someone my number...

(Texts)
( Im just gonna call the random number '???' until... Well you'll see)

???: Hey stranger! Atleast I hope someone has this number. You may be wondering who is texting you at 5:06 am. Well, that's me. Quite obvious, I know. But it's manly to make people happy. Here I am. Just wanted to tell you, you are amazing. You have such potential. You are loved. Tough times mean something new is to come. You are worthy of living, even if you feel you aren't. I may not know you, but I have a feeling you aren't liked by many. Even if that's not the case, and my vibes are wrong, I can tell you are amazing, even if you don't let it show. Try to have a good day stranger.

After some thinking about the stupid text, that didn't make me as mad as I would've been, for some reason I reply.

Me: Uhm... I don't know who the hell you are but fuck off. I don't need any pity from an extra

Seconds later I get a buzz from my phone.

???: I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see that but since I know you're a human, hello. I'm Eijirou Kirishima. You?

Sounds like a cute name...

You know what? I know I'm gay as shit but bro...chill. This asshat is not, I repeat, is NOT gonna get me to him in less than a minute. For all I know he could be in his fifties and trying to kidnap me.

If that's the case, I wanna know where he got my number. It's a possibility. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm so gay tho, I hope he isn't in his fifties. That'd be weird. Dammit I'm so fuckin gay. Too late now.

I FINALLY reply back after a few minutes of gay arguing with myself.

Me: The hell? That doesn't matter and I don't give a shit who you are dumbass.

I go into the contact and add him as one because he seems really chill..... waIT. There's no way in hell I'm actually adding this guy's contact. Dammit. Fuck it

I bet he's cute. He sounds cute.

Kiri: Haha, yea okay. Well, I'm your friend now, and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't stop me. (pls don't block me)

Okay, maybe not old. I've never seen an old man use the abbreviation 'pls'. Unless he's tryna boozle me. Maybe I need friends.

Kiri: :0 By the way, here's what I look like so you don't think I'm old or something.

Kiri: okay so scratch that, here are the only 2 photos I have of myself in my phone, because I'm ugly and my friend foRCED ME to have these for when she has to "remind me I'm cute", whatever that means.

Kiri: I know, I know. They're ugly as heck, but if I don't do what Mina wants, she will yell "compliments" at me and she's scary when she does that sooo... YeA. She took these when I wasn't paying attention 😔 disappointed in myself.