Kiribaku One Shots (and maybe some other ships)

bRo wheN they all shAre the samE bRainCell

I GOT THIS IDEA WHILE ON A FREAKING ROAD TRIP
y e s s i r
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Kami: bRo gUess whAt

KinkyKiri: whAt

Kami: your boyfriend came to me for cuddles because you were buSy

KinkyKiri: :0 thAt liTTle shi-

KinkyKiri: I told him to tell me when he wanted cuddles 😤

Kami: bro that face be spooking him, he seem spooked

KinkyKiri: is he reading this??????

Kami: uhhh yea? Why??

KinkyKiri: baby, you know you're supposed to just tell me. I would've stopped working out to cuddle, you know that

Kami: he says: "but you looked so happy working out. I didn't want to interrupt." With this face 😔

KinkyKiri: :0 baby don't be sad, do you want me to come get you?

Kami: "yes please" uwu

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Okay onward to them actually sharing a bRainCell

They were all sat in the common room after school. They had a pretty boring day during classes; they didn't train due to the rain.(did I just use a semi-colon? Yes, yes I did uwu)(I'm 99% sure I used it wrong too but fuck you I feel smart) They were thinking about things to do until Mina, Denki, and Kiri all jumped up at the same time.

"WE COULD PLAY SOME BOARD GAMES!" They all said at the same time. Sero and Bakugou gave each other an impressed glance. "How did you all do that?" The two boys asked the group of idiots.

"We all share a bRainCell, don't judge." They replied, again, all at once. Bakugou and Sero looked at each other again before shrugging. "Okay"

Sero walked to Kami, his boyfriend, and Kiri came over to Katsuki. "Can I invite Tokoyami???" Mina jumped up and down excitedly. "Yesssss get the emo birb boi in here!" Kirishima and Denki joined in her excited jumping as they proceeded to join the bRainCell dance as they squealed in excitement (I don't fucking know).

~Small, teeny tiny, timeskip brought to you by Zosia being amazing and giving me life~ ~uwu~

So there they were (BBQ sauce on they titties) ( I am so sorry) (not😎). They were all now on the floor in a circle. The order was Katsuki, Eijirou, Denki, Sero, Mina, and Tokoyami. They were playing Monopoly, well not all of them. Eijirou, Sero, and Mina were all watching their boyfriends' play very competitively. Surprisingly, Tokoyami was winning, owning a little over half the board.

Katsuki was pissed. Well, not as pissed as he would've been. Kirishima told him, and I quote, "if you don't rage quit, I'll give you a kiss." And that was the only reason the board wasn't flipped. Katsuki is absolutely thriving for Kirishimas' promises for a kiss.

That was almost ruined when he landed on Park Place, one of the most expensive places on the board. Tokoyami gave a sly smirk as Katsuki clenched his fists, turning to his boyfriend. "Can I just hit him? One time?" He whined like a child. Kirishima slithered an arm around Katsukis' waist and laughed. "No baby, you can't hit him. Besides, Mina would probably beat your ass." Mina shot Katsuki a 'you-hit-him-you-die' look as she sat herself in Tokoyami's lap.

Katsuki groaned and sank back into Eijirou's arms, looking anywhere but at Mina. "Fine, only if I get 2 kisses" he held up two fingers and looked back at his red-haired lover. "You can't threaten anymore people though baby." He kisses Katsukis' neck lovingly. "Ugggh I don't know if I can do that Eiii" he whined again.