Kiribaku One Shots (and maybe some other ships)

aH yes the stErEoTyPiCaL common room crackhead things

Uhm
Pretty self-explanatory I'd say
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3rd POV
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"YOU LIKE HIM??" Mina yelled, letting out a high-pitched squeal afterward, causing Bakugou to quickly cover her mouth with his hand. "You better not mention that to ANYONE. Not even him." He glared at her as she slowly nodded her head.

Oh? You probably want some background on what's happening. Whatever. The Bakusquad, Dekusquad, and a few others are out in the common room playing truth or dare. Very stereotypical for a Kiribaku fanfic, I know. You know what you got into once you read the chapter title. Anyway, Mina had dared Baku to tell her who his crush was. He did, but I'm sure you figured that out.

Before that dare though, there were some pretty funny ones. Todoroki was dared to dress up as Elsa and sing Into the unknown, which he did so gracefully. Deku was dared to give his boyfriend a lap dance (which was pretty fuckin funny). Bakugou was dared to sit in Kirishima's lap, facing him, for the rest of the night. Sero and Kami came out as dating. Mina was taped onto the ceiling for 2 rounds. But now that it was getting late the game was getting more personal.

"Oh our Bakugou likes boys? Awwww." Sero teased his friend, earning a glare and a "shut the fuck up tape face" from the blonde. Bakugou sat back down next to his best friend, only for Mina to remind him of his earlier dare, with the knowledge she now has. He groaned, embarrassed to have to sit in his crush's lap, and gave her a small pout. Bakugou leaned over and whispered "I am so sorry" to Kirishima before climbing back up onto his lap, straddling the red-head's hips with his legs comfortably.

Mina, bless her heart, squealed in delight of, not only her favorite ship, but the fact that her 2 friends, who have crushes on each other, are practically cuddling. Bakugou only glared at her and quickly became flustered and embarrassed from all the "aww"'s erupting throughtout the room.

Anxiety started to bubble up in Bakugou, feeling all the stares on him. He grasped the front of Kirishima's shirt, eyes starting to water. No one noticed his breathing turn heavy, no one except Kirishima. The room was suddenly silenced by a worried expression on his face. No one knew why he suddenly became worried so they all shut their mouths.

Kirishima quickly embraced the boy and whispered "Are you okay?" in his ear, only to earn an almost too quiet "no". He quickly gave Mina a look full of worry and stood up with the boy in his arms, holding him under his legs. Katsuki gripped Eijirou's shirt tighter and began to quietly cry.

(The reason he started crying was because he is tOucH sTarVeD and was distracted by the game. bUT since everyone was aww-ing at the cuteness of the soon to be couple, Baku couldn't distract himself plus he started feeling like Kiri would hate him for sitting on his lap. Baku es an insecure little boi. ah yEs anXiETy. cUe that one Blackbear song lmaooo)

"We're gonna go. See you guys tomorrow." Eijirou quickly left, seeing as Katsuki was shaking in his arms (I seriously said, out loud: oh my god he was quAking in his boots. As I read that, attempting to edit but instead just adding commentary) . Kiri walked inside his dorm and locked the door before sitting on the bed with the boy on his lap. The blonde looked up at him through tear-filled eyes. "You don't hate me do you?" Eijirou ran a hand through the soft blonde hair soothingly.

"Of course not. Why would you think that?" Eijirou continued to play with Katsuki's hair comfortably while the boy looked for an answer. Kat sighed. "I don't know. I had to sit in your lap though and I know it probably made you uncomfortable and-" he was cut off with a hand placing itself upon his pale cheek. He looked up to see his crush looking back at him with a loving gaze. "You would never make me uncomfortable by sitting in my lap. In fact, the only way you CAN make me uncomfortable is when you look so fucking hot and I can't do anything about it."

Both boys were a deep scarlet by this point and Bakugou buried his face into the others chest, hearing the rapid heartbeat against his ribcage.  "Really?" Katsuki squeaked out, not making an effort to move his head to peek at the red-head. Eijirou moved a hand under the blonde's chin and made him look up. "Absolutely. And that's most of the time, not gonna lie. God......why do you have to be so damn cute?"

Eijirou made eye contact mid-way though his words and couldn't hold himself back from complimenting the boy. Katsuki took this as an opportunity to show his once hidden feelings.

(The moment you've all been waiting for lmao)

Kat sat up so he was face to face with Eijirou. He placed a hand at the back of Eijirou's neck, playing with the hair at the back of his head. He rested his other hand upon the red cheek of the wide-eyed red-head. His breathing hitched ever-so-slightly as he brushed his lips against Eijirou's. 

"You say that like you don't know how fucking hot you are" Katsuki whispered, lips grazing against the others as he spoke. Their lips connected in a passion-filled embrace. Katsuki quickly became submissive under the red-head as he was flipped over onto his back. Eijirou towered over the submissive blonde. He disconnected their lips, only for Kat to make grabby hands toward him.

They laid down and cuddled, loving the heat radiating from one another. "Will you be my boyfriend?" Eijirou asked, wanting to confirm the level of intimacy between the two.

"Of course Ei."

They both fell asleep in each other's arms that night.

(Sappy ending hoe)
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981 words bitches
I'm on my period so sorry if it fucking sucks.
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It probably does anyway but idfc at this point. Lmao cue that other blackbear song
Tehehe~
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