Kiribaku One Shots (and maybe some other ships)

Soulmates AU

Bakubrat POV
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Well, I've survived 4 days in this hell so far. I've only survived because of this one guy though. Wait, hold on you're probably an idiot, so let me explain something in the simplicity that your stupid brain can understand.

In this fucking world, there are soulmates. I, unfortunately, have a fucking soulmate. Unless it's this certain person, I don't plan on looking for them. And if I do find them, and it's not the certain person I mentioned, I won't like them the way they want me to. I only like this one fucking dude. Yes a dude. Do you not understand idiot?. Okay let me simplify. I like shitty hair. No not the fucking hair itself. OKAY FINE I'LL USE THEIR DAMN NAME. I like Kirishima. Anyway, off fucking topic.

*Sigh*To figure out who your soulmate is, you gotta wait. It's excruciating to wait for someone I may not fucking like. However, there is a slight fucking chance it will be kirishima. When you're born, you have stupid words in your wrist. I've spent fucking weeks washing it repeatedly, trying to get these stupid words off my wrist. I don't want anyone else but shitty hair. Why? Fucking why? Because idiot, he's cute, and funny. Ugh stupid gay thoughts, I'm not gay I swear. I've never even spoke to the damn guy.
Anyway, the words on my wrist are STUPID. What are they? "Well that's real awkward." Stupid words, I fucking know. What idiot first says that to a person?

Anyway, it's fucking stupid ass classtime again. Ugh. I can't fucking believe I have to go to school with all these idiots. Whatever.

While I'm busy being angry at all these idiots, Kirishima walks in with portable outlet. Today Kirishima wore a flower crown and his hair down, which might I say, is fucking hot. He makes eye contact with me, for some reason, whispers something to Sparky, and walks over to me. He looks so fucking cute, and adorable. Those flowers in his hair make him look so fucking hot.

Wait. "What? I'm not gay." Kirishima, who is now in front of me just looks at me with a confused puppy face, says "Well, that's real awkward." I said that out loud? Wait- WHAT DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY?
My eyes widen. Kirishima notices, eyes also wide. He gently grabs my hand, and pushes back my sleeve carefully, leaving my wrist exposed. His eyes crinkle and he giggles cutely. God, his giggles are so FUCKING CUTE. "Your wrist be telling me otherwise cutie~" I laugh even though he called me cute. Wait, I WHAT? Don't tell me I'm already going soft.

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One year later

I went soft.
I went completely and utterly soft.
(wHat a NOOB)

Kirishima and I are dating now. Yippie.

And It's our anniversary tomorrow. I have no idea what to get him, and I am fucking dreading having to ask raccoon eyes, office supplies, and dunce face what I should get Kirishima.

Angrily sighing, I walked to the common room. Approaching my "friends", I asked them a simple question. "Yo, has Eiji been talking about some item he might want?"

"AWWW is Bakubro getting something for his boyyyyfriennnd?" Portable charger asked. "Shut up, you're gay too" I huffed.

"...But I never said anything about being- whatever you don't get my help" he crossed his arms and pouted slightly.
(but he didn't say he wasn't gay 😗)

"Uhh, I don't know. Get him something manly," Tape dispenser said, actually thinking.
(he using the only brain wave he has left)

"Maybe get him something that reminds you of him?" Mina actually said something that could fucking help.

"...I'm leaving."
"What?" Is all I heard from Mina before I walked out lmao.

Time skip brought to you by cornflakes

"I, uhh, got you something," I said, trying not to sound nervous. "Well, what is it?" Kirishima asked, kissing my cheek sweetly. I exit embrace and opened my closet, pulling out a bag. Blushing profusely, I shoved the bag into his arms.

"What's this?" He tilted his head a bit as he dug in the bag, pulling out a red plush shark. "Awe~ did you get this for me? " He looked at the shark, then into my eyes.
Walking closer, I kissed him softly, still seriously blushing. "Happy anniversary or w-whatever." I grumble, holding his face in my hands and he blushed and gave me his most adorable puppy face.

"Aww, this is the manliest gift ever!" he giggled, leaning forward and kissing me. "Can we cuddle now?" He asked, sticking out his lower lip. "Tch, fine" I grabbed him by his hand and gently pulled him along to my bed. He laid down on top of my chest, his legs tangled in mine, and his head in the nook of my neck. He said it was easier to kiss my cheek that way, but I didn't care. As long as he was in my arms, I was fine. He cuddled the shark plush in such a cute way, a ghost of a smile reaching my lips. "I'm glad you like the shark.. it reminded me of you" I whisper softly.

He kissed my neck softly, making the smile finally reach my expression. "That's so sweet..I love you." My baby mumbled, soon falling asleep. I smiled, placing my head on top of his. "I love you too, Eiji." I pulled him in closer than he already was, and I fell asleep, happy he was mine.

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Regrets are not made here
friend helped make this

Slightly updated 8/17/23? idk I fixed some grammatical issues. yk guys, looking back at all my shit, I was so illiterate when I was 14, I'm starting to think it wasn't a good idea to write these lmfao