ONESHOTS || MEANIE ● WONMIN

|stuck|

Damn, I'm stuck. I'm never going to finish these drafts. Why the heck did I have to complicate things and write something like this?

Can't you just publish the one you already had edited? It's literally collecting dust in your drive.

I can... but I don't really feel like publishing that one.

Of course. You just have to make things harder for yourself.

Why are you even in here anyway? I literally have no job for you to do.

Well, I'm bored. It's been a while since you gave me something to narrate. When the hell are you going to—

"What the fuck?"

...Did you just curse at me?

......wasn't me......

"What in the actual fuck is going on in my head?"

......

......

I think it's happening again.

"Who said that?"

Omg he can hear me too?

What the hell did you do?

Nothing I swear I'm literally just finishing up my drafts here.

"Who the heck are you?! Where are you even? Are you two in my head right now? "

........

.......

You're not possibly drunk right now are you?

"I'm not."

I'm not

Opps sorry bud wasn't talking to you. Talking to this looney right here.

"What the? Am I going crazy right now? Why can't I see you?"

.....don't look at me like that, I don't know anything, seriously.

Haaaaa... seems like the universe is taking over since you're taking so long to finish those drafts.

Hey, I'm doing my best here! Easy for you to say all that when all you have to do is narrate my work.

"Can someone please tell me what's going on? I feel like jumping out a window right now."

Please don't do that.

Yeah, please don't. Okay, well... like we said earlier, we don't really know how this happened again.

"This happened already?"

Yeah, believe it or not. But last time, we actually had an explanation. And this person right beside me... also had something to do with it.

"Wait, hold on, hold on. You two seem to already know me? Or am I mistaken?"

...Yeah, we do. Hello, Jeon Wonwoo.

"What the hell? Who are you two, really?"

Hi, I'm the author.

And I'm the narrator.

"...Yup. I'm totally losing my mind right now."

Wouldn't blame you for thinking that, really.

"Can you at least tell me why this is happening right now? I have an exam next week, and I literally can't have voices talking to me right now. Unless, of course, you plan to whisper the answers during the test."