ONESHOTS || MEANIE ● WONMIN

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"Are you sure you're not high Mingyu?"

"I'm not okay, I'm telling you, it just came out of me."

Wonwoo pushes his glasses up, squinting at Mingyu as he tries to listen to his friend frantically rambling. It's 2 in the morning, and Wonwoo was peacefully asleep when Mingyu suddenly woke him up. Wait... how did Mingyu even get into his dorm?

"I got in through the window." 

"Who are you talking to?" 

"Wasn't that you talking?" 

"About you being high?" 

"No, you were asking how I got in."

Wonwoo's eyes widen as he suddenly realizes that his door was locked. He'd rather bite his tongue than give Mingyu his passcode, knowing the latter had clingy tendencies and would definitely take advantage of----

"Hey, I'm not clingy," 

"Dude, what are you talking about?"

"Can't you hear that?"

"Hear what?" 

Mingyu looks around, his eyes darting from side to side, searching---

"That!!"

...Wonwoo---

"Again!!!"

...Umm... you can hear me?

"Yes! Where is that even coming from?" 

Wonwoo sighs, looking at his friend with a mix of concern and, of course, confusion. He wanted to empathize with whatever might be stressing Mingyu right now, but the lack of sleep and Mingyu's loud voice were really making it hard for Wonwoo to say anything nice. It didn't help that Mingyu looked like some sort of homeless person, showing up at his apartment in his pajamas and mismatched slippers.

"Look, Wonwoo, I don't know what's happening right now, but it seems like you think I'm crazy."

Wonwoo nods, a bit surprised that Mingyu seemed to have read his thoughts.

"Anyway, it's true what I said. I think..." Mingyu pauses, taking a deep breath. "I'm Spider-Man."

Wonwoo lets out another sigh, seriously considering whether he should kick Mingyu out or call the dorm manager to drag him away.

"Hey, no need to go that far." Mingyu protests.

"Dude, I'm too tired to handle... whatever this is, okay? At least let me have my 8-hour sleep. Talk to me after that, got it?" Wonwoo says, his tone clearly exhausted.

Mingyu just nods, deciding to leave for now. He walks out of the room, afraid he'd get scolded by Wonwoo, and feeling guilty for crawling through his window and waking him up like that.

"Okay, that's it. Who the hell are you?! Where are you even?! Did you embed a chip in me or something?! Why is it that Wonwoo hyung couldn't hear you earlier?"

...Ahhh...hello?

"Yes, I can hear you, dammit. I'm seriously losing it, aren't I?"

Mingyu grips his hair in frustration as he prances outside Wonwoo's door.

"Stop that. Geez, my head is hurting as it is,"

Sorry. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Mingyu looks up, still attempting to find the voice.