Hey hey hey! It's the chapter many of you have been requesting since annoying vegetarians, so beware meat eaters, this is going to annoy you!
1. Say, "yeah but can you eat vegetables though?"
2. Whenever they have something with meat in their food, start getting really 'sick'.
3. RANT about McDonalds... (no explanation required)
4. Replace all their 'protein' a.k.a meat, with other foods.
5. Challenge them to go vegetarian for a whole week.
6. When they say they love meat so much say, "Awesome, say that again when the human race runs out of animals."
7. If they argue saying you need meat to keep you strong say, "Germany's strongest man is a vegan so shut your face!"
8. Pelt them with vegetables.
9. Constantly ask them if they'd resort to cannibalism.
10. Dress up as meat and scream, "DON'T EAT ME"
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