Greetings, how may I take your order? Yes I'd like 10 ways to annoy people at a restaurant. Sure no problem, coming right up. (For those of you who don't get that! here's 10 ways of annoying people at restaurants
1.Order something VERY expensive and say, "Oh there's a frog in my lettuce!!!"
2.Order of the menu, "If its a pizza shop, ask for a taco"
3.Put people off when they ar eating e.g ("So there's like this pimple on my foot and I can't pop it....")
4.Get something off your plate that you don't like and throw them at others, (make sure not to get caught)
5.Pretend like you are a judge on masterchef when the food comes to your table, e.g (So the presantation lacks quality and your main is running late... I'm going to take points from that")
6.Go by yourself to a restaurant and ask for a table for two, if they respond by saying there is no second person say, "Be quiet! your hurting freds feelings!"
7.Pay for a dinner in cents and notes
8.Make noises when you eat, "Mmmmm... Ahhhhh....Oh yeah thats good cake"
9.Chew with your mouth open and slurp really loud
10. Keep calling for the waiter and demand you forgot your order. (Contiunesly)
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1000 Ways To Annoy People
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