Well hello everybody! This is officially the LAST chapter of this book! It took two WHOLE years to make! WOW! I hope you enjoy the very LAST chapter, and let me know what book you want to next read by yours truly.
1. Do a one man/woman flashmob. (WATCH ME WHIP/ NAE NAE).
2. Place sticky notes on people's backs. (I like cheese!).
3. When people try to talk to you, put your headphones in your ear.
4. Knock on people's backs to talk to them.
5. Flick water on their necks and pretend to sneeze.
6. Randomly stop walking and tie up your shoelaces.
7. Ask someone if they have an umbrella on a sunny day.
8. Talk VERY loudly over the phone about something embarrassing. (I have indigestion, it's gross!)
9. 'Accidentally' put your music on loud speaker.
10. Speak in song lyrics all the time!
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