Hey Smelly Jelly's here's 10 ways to annoy directioners.
1.Tell your friends that Harry's leaving the band to be a bird keeper.
2.On the bus, when people well girls start singing 1D tell them that they split up when you started singing off key.
3.Tell them that you've met them but if you talk to them it'd be animal abuse.
4.When girls start fangirling over them, say that they started the zombie apocolypse and we're gonna die because of them.
5.Say," Did you hear, One Direction got put in the hunger games and they all died."
6.Tell people that 1D is so cheap that your mum bought them
7.Start singing parodies of there songs about how much they suck.
8.Say to your friends, when they get kicked out of the music industry I'll laugh. Then start to laugh. They will ask you why your laughing. Say because they have been kicked out.
9.Start going crazy and telling them that you got tickets to their concert then, scrunch some pieces of paper up and throw them away.
10.Sing "Jingle Bells, Malik smells, Horan is stupid,Styles is lame, Tomlinson has no game and nobody likes payne!" contiunesly next to your friends. (Yes, I did make this song up myself)
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1000 Ways To Annoy People
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