Hello,Bonjour,Guten Tag,*Says hello in a billion different languages*.This weeks' chapter is annoying people at food courts.Enjoy.
1.Make a mess on the table you eat on.
2.If someone is about to sit down,preferbly a friend.Do the stupidiest thing and pull their chair back.
3.Dance to the music they play and scream, "Food Court Musical!!!!!!"
4.Cry and scream because Mc Donalds didn't give you a toy with your happy meal.
5.Drop your food on the ground by "accident".
6.Make a fake name.E.G "We have a happy meal for Bob the builder".
7.Jump on the counter of your fast food service and scream, "SELFIE" while taking your phone out. (Do this quite frequently, but not too frequently....)
8.Act like you can't communicate with the other person, E.G "Me no understand stupid".
9.Dibs everything!. From tables to chairs to anything...
10.Have a conversation with strangers on the table beside of you. (Funny where these conversations may get you...)
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