Officer Mako x Reader

WELCOME TO THE HELL THAT IS MY LIFE II

It has been 10 FUCKING days y'all and deadass WHAT IS MY FUCKING LIFE!? 😭😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Let's start with this Monday. Literally fucking yesterday. This girl at my job who I love gossiping with cause her life somehow always ends up being crazier than mine, came up to do what she usually does: dish out some hot goss. 🐸☕️

And that she did. Basically she's in a situation where at my job they're basically accusing her of sleeping with a professor. Crazy.

But not what the story is about. 🚫

She then mentioned like setting up a happy hour. And she's like yeah I wanted to get together, but the GOBLIN, yeah, remember him? The same goblin ass fool, who came to my house three weeks ago to tell me he was dating a bitch and was basically foaming at the fucking mouth for me to crash out over it? Yeah the same one who went to a Halloween party in a couples costume with his new pick me and then the Monday after the party came up to my desk and asked me who the guy I was talking to in the dining room??? Yeah, that Goblin told my favorite gossiper that maybe the happy hour isn't a good idea because and she quoted him:

I don't think Amber is over me 🥴

BRUHHHHHH. ARE WE FUCKING UNWELL!!??????? 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I blocked you in my fucking phone. ✅

I said you were mediocre. ✅

I said you would've never been able to handle me in bed. ✅

I put my hand in the air up high and said this is me and then I put my hand way down low and I said this is y'all two. ✅

ALSO: I am still seeing this hot Italian man that I met at this party👅👅✅✅✅

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Soooooo I'm confused here. WHERE IN THE BIG 20 FATHER-FUCKING FIVE DO YOU GET AMBER'S NOT OVER ME?????????? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

And then I told my favorite gossiper I said oh that's funny, because you would think a man who just got a new girlfriend would avoid the girl who said his girlfriend has low self-esteem🤔🤔

You would think a man who showed up to a Halloween party in a couples costume with his new girlfriend wouldn't come up to the girl he had on/off fling with the Monday after that party to ask her what man she was talking to in the dining room 🤔🤔

You would think the man who came over my house to tell me he has a new girlfriend wouldn't whip out his phone to guess the grad student that I was hunting as my next meal 🧐🧐

So when we sit back and ask the fucking audience, who's not over who I think it's abundantly fucking clear. 🧠

So I told my favorite gossiper. Oh hell no, I'll find him right now and dead this.

AND FOUND HIM I DID. 😌

He happened to be coming out of a stairwell. He looked at me and I said you. 🫵🏽

He pointed to himself, me?

Yeah, we need to chat. 📝

I take him to the stairwell. I said sooo word on the street is I'm not over you but let me bring you back to reality.

I put my hand on his motherfucking chest while laughing guys 🤣🤣