Officer Mako x Reader

Chapter 62: L-Shaped Movements

(My dears. My life has been less...hell. I think. I've been on vacation for two weeks, and in two days, I will return to that hellhole of a workplace that has made me want to pack my car, change my name, and fake my death. I had a meeting with HR earlier this week, since this skeletal, geriatric fuck of a supervisor is retaliating against me because I pointed out just how useless and childish she is, so we'll see what comes of that. My sweet Italian snack of a man has me in a chokehold literally. The thingssssssss I let his short, fine ass do to me? 😶‍🌫️🫨 oh! I didn't even mentionnnnn. This man is 14 years older than meeee y'all😭and I love, love, love being immersed in his simple world. His cats love me. He just got tattoos of his cat's fur designs, and he let me pick the placement 🥺🥰 He pays attention to my sleep schedule like his life depends on it, and we are still picking paint colors for his dining room 😁💖 ugh. He's sweet as pie and the funniest man I've ever met. 


Well, this vacation was fun while it lasted. The fuck ass goblin has exited stage left. As he should've, a year and a goddamn half ago. My skeletal ass supervisor canceled our weekly meetings the same day HR said they were looking into my case. I have two more weeks of this jank ass semester, so I am ready to get finals fucking over with so I can goddamn rest for Christmas and say fuck you to 2025. 


It has truly been one hell of a ride, but seriously...what the hell?


OMG HONORABLE MENTIONNNNNN😭:

GUYS! You remember my ex? The same one who bought me my couch, helped me move away from him, not once, but twice, and bought me an Xbox??? Yeah so, I blocked him like 5 months ago. Said you're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch, and she raised a bitch. And tell me whyyyyyy I go to buy some African food from a friend of mine, who's the mother of my ex's best friend, and she asks me whether I have heard from my ex.

I said: nope, blocked him because he was acting like a bitch. Why do you ask? 🤷🏽‍♀️

She goes: Well, I'm not trying to gossip, 

But a friend of hers has a daughter who just moved here from Jamaica. No job. No papers. So, my ex and his best friend J gave this girl a job at their consulting firm as their receptionist. Well, J's mom notices some tension between the girl and her son, so she asks J

Are you and this girl...together?

J: I...It's complicated. Yes, but I'm taking it slow. Only because I dated a Jamaican woman before, and it didn't end well.


TELL ME WHY A MONTH LATER Y'ALLLL😭💀😂😂😂


MY EX CORNERS THIS GIRL AT A PARTY AND SLEEPS WITH HER!!!!!! STOLE HER FROM HIS BEST FRIEND OF 10 YEARS!!!!! HIS BUSINESS PARTNER.....


AND

AND

AND....


AND...GUYS AND HE PROPOSED TO HER A WEEEEEEEEEEK LATER 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


LMFAOOOOO I'VE BEEN LITERALLY FUCKING CRYING FOR LONGER THAN THEIR ENGAGEMENT OMFG 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


J apparently confronted my ex and said: You're just fucking desperate, man. Couldn't get a girl on your own, so you go and snake mine. You're not my friend. You're not my brother. 

AND NO LIES WERE TOLD. I DATED THAT MAN FOR SEVEN YEARSSSS. DESPERATE. DELUSIONAL. AND PROBABLY DL. There's a reason I nicknamed him Captain Save'a ho. 

Wheeeewwwwwwwwww. Funny stuff. Funny stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 J is swinging by tomorrow to dish me the REAL uncut tea, and I cannot wait to slander my ex all over again. 


I'll be back with more. Onto the next chapter. 😌😌😁🩵

[Upper Ring] — 33 miles from the Outer Walls

Shah is gone, and your training is now. Shah is gone, and your training is now.