Officer Mako x Reader

Chapter 70: A Little Triggered

(70!? SEVENTY DAMN CHAPTERS??? Guys what are we doing??😭😭😭lmao but seriously, we are so close to the finale of the series I can almost taste it. 🤪In other news, you guys remember the goblin??? the same one who's still asking about my sexual position preferences whilst he's with his new pick me girlfriend???? Yeah. Haven't spoken to him in six months. I quit the job we both worked at, didn't even cc him on my farewell email, blocked him in my phone etc etc. Yeah well he and his new girl are moving in together it seems yeeeeettttttttt he's still asking another old coworker of mine:

do you think Amber and I will ever be friends again? 🥺

LMAAAAOOOOO NO BALLERINA🩰 we will quite literally never be shit again. I'd sooner rip my eyes from the sockets than ever look your way. Oh and apparently the pick me is asking that same coworker: 

do you think Amber hates me?? 😣


LMAOOOOOO GIRL BE SO FFR 😂😂 Hate? Girl I told you to go for him soooo many times. You're cool, I guess. I just don't hang with clowns🤡 sorry definitely not sorry.

Oh guys I did give her the link to this fanfic so she could read how her man was moving a few months ago, so might be lurking here somewhere, but trust and believe. I don't want ol' bald ass stiff hips when I look as good as I do and still have my Italian stallion nose deep in my fat juicy ass 😌😝 it's honestly kind of poetic. The same week the goblin came to my house to tell me he's dating this...fan of mine, was the same week I met the Italian stallion and we've been glued to each other ever since. Hard to believe it's been almost eight months since then. 

But alas, my show and this series must go on. Bad bitches got thangs to do! 😁

[Mako's apartment] – Balcony


"Alright. Follow my lead," Shah breathed before he stood slid the door open, "Training Wheels," he called out to Jay,
"Ugh. I happen to be a fully appointed officer, y'know," Jay scoffed back, ripping the bag of shame from his head, "Passed training and everything,"
"Hm. Barely," Mako teased after cracking another beer,
"Yeah. Yeah. Settle an argument for us," Shah sighed, snatching Jay by the collar and shutting the door quickly, "We need information,"
"Infor–Information?" Jay blinked,
"Yes, from my sister," Shah nodded,
"Oh no," Jay backed away, "No. No,"
"Jay," Mako called,
"No Mako, that woman pointed a gun at me,"
"It wasn't loaded," Mako chuckled, "And you drugged her. She would've pointed a gun at anybody,"
"That's my concern," Jay snapped, "Besides if you need information from her so badly, I happen to be staring at the very two men close enough to her to get it,"
"Look. Training Wheels—
"That's not—
"Fine. Look. Jay," Shah corrected himself frustratedly, "You saw how she acted the second we brought up Viper,"
"She's a fortress right now," Mako added, "And only you know how to get in and out,"
"Me?" Jay panted, "She hates me,"
"Exactly," Shah smirked,
"But she also tells you things," Mako reminded him,
"Yes, because you two do nothing but piss her off and make her cry," Jay pointed,
"I already apologized for that!" Shah barked quietly, careful not to draw your attention,
"Yes, we all saw your song and dance of shame,"
"It's the bag of shame. She trusts you, and you're the only one here who can get us that intel," Shah listed sharply,
"Ugh. Fine. What do you wanna know?" Jay sighed in exhaustion,
"Everything Viper ever gave her," Mako breathed,
"Everything!? What makes you think she'd tell me that!?"
"She told you they were living together," Mako reminded him,
"Yeah. Reluctantly. And right after she pointed a damn gun–
"Doesn't matter how she tells you," Shah cut Jay off, "Just as long as you get something. Anything,"
"Oh. Great," Jay sighed joylessly, sliding the glass door open,"Everything to anything. Better hide your guns everyone,"


"Hmph. Now, follow my lead," Mako winked at Shah before following Jay inside, "Alright guys, looks like you're all contributing to this late night barbecue,"
"All?" Mudo chuckled from the couch as he flipped through the TV channels,
"Yes, all Con Man," Shah rolled his eyes,
"Well, anybody who wants wings," Mako smirked,
"All it is," Mudo sighed with a grin,
"Good. Tenzin and 93 you're on chopping duty. Veggies are in the fridge. Mudo help Shah with the grill. And..." Mako took your hand and helped you to your feet, "Help Jay with the dishes," he pleaded softly,
"Ew. Dishes?" you scoffed in disgust,
"It's either that or trash duty," Mako chuckled,
"Ugh. Fine,"