Officer Mako x Reader

happy new year!

My doves!

2026 is here! I made it. We made it! and I owe yinz updates:

a) that "bff" of mine who was dating that married man with the noose tattooed on his facE?????? She went "missing" and tried to off herself at the traintracks for............you guessed it! ATTENTION. And I wasn't buying it. So she somehow got the notion that I cared she was missing, and I made triple sure to set her straight with a few texts and screenshots of messages I sent her own sister, saying that calling her a perpetual victim seeking attention any way she can. 😌

The sister is on my side, lmaaaaaoooo. She even asked my bff, like: You guys keep trying to off yourselves as a couple, like is that your kink? 😵‍💫💀

I WAS DEEP FRIED OMFG. I TOLD HER SISTER THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT OF THE YEAR 😭😂😂😂😂

b) I am officially resigning from my job of 6 years in T-minus 6 days. I have a restaurant job lined up, and training starts tomorrow 😁 I have told absolutely no one, by the way, they all think I'm coming back from winter recess ready to work, and I will be leaving my laptop and a two-sentence email. 😌

Yeah...hindering my education and micromanaging me all because I set a boundary over finding it extremely inappropriate you want me to babysit a 34-year-old dumb dumb's bathroom breaks when she's literally guzzling laxatives at work and like her bathroom trips are my damn business????? YEAH GUHBYEEEE.🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

c) me and my Italian snack are still going strong. We've both been traveling, but the dirty texts are alive and well 🥰😝he'll be back from skiing in NY in two days, and I am stealing that man's soullll

d) Speaking of travel, I just got back from NC. Literally like an hour ago. I spent the last two days with my bff for her birthdayyy. And I met her bf's family. WELL Y'ALL. HIS STEPMOM LOVEDDD ME. I mean, they want to set me up with their other son, who apparently has the world's shittiest girlfriend, whom they all hate. Like, everyone is on board with me being with this man. Even my best friend lmaaaaoooooo😭😂so might have a new man incoming. He's apparently in therapy to heal from this soul-crushing woman, and I'm...intrigued. Is he learning? Is he growing? Is he completely insufferable and not worth my time? 🤔 I guess we shall seeee😁😁😁

And I think that's all my life updates, other than I start classes next week. Yes, the same classes these fools tried to stop me from taking because their egos are as shriveled as their skin. 🥴

Goals for this year? 😌🏆

Writing. Fucking good. Running. Treating myself over and over and over. 💌

One book a month.
Abs and squats five times a week.
Water. Tea. Buying pretty things.

The usual, but no distractions. My Aries crashed out tooooo many times last year. This year: we are calm. We are cool. We are passing our classes and participating in research (almost forgot to mention that, got accepted into a linguistics research group this semester😭😭😭) AND I TOTALLY DID NOT STUDY FOR MY INTENSIVE SPANISH FINAL A MONTH AGO AND GOT A 95. TOTALLY WUNG THAT SHIT😂😂😁🏆

But alas, my dearies. This year, we are booking weekend trips and eating good. No matter what. Eat SOMETHING good. You deserve it after a shit day, a shit week, or a shit month.

Take this year by the balls yall. Yinz already know I will be 😁🏆

ilyssssssm!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰