I Really Dont Care (Rants)

#LlamaNation

this is gonna get weird so hold on tight...

"One day a llama was born from a goose egg and it caught pneumonia from a kid named 12:00 which he bought from Alfred who worked at a squishy crayon store. Later that small llama lead an army against the alpacas who wanted an alpacalypse. We thank Bobllama and Stevellama for all the goose egg productions and creating Narnia which Nicolellama was born; yes, she is a heroine, girls rule!" -Nalani Johnson

"Another day, Nicolellama found a goose egg while prancing around Narnia and coloring the sky and grass with squishy crayons. The egg hatched, and Nicolellama decided to name it Stevellama 111. Suddenly, World War 3 broke out between the alpacas and the boys who ride the train to Narnia. Nicolellama took all of the goose eggs and had them guarded by 12:00, who gave them all pneumonia and everyone died except for our heroine, Nicolellama." -Me 

GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW 

THOSE TWO PARAGRAPHS ARE LIKE NALANI AND I'S INSIDE JOKES ALL MUSHED INTO ONE 

ITS AMAZEBALLS 

anyways...

during lunch this random 7th grader stood up from table 2 (i sit at table 1) and said "HEY WE HAVE THE SAME SHIRT" cause i was wearing a Jurassic Park shirt and he was too and i didnt say anything aloud but i thought "yeah cause you shop in the juniors department at Kohls" and then his friends kept on saying "HE LIKES YOU" and i thought "yeah cause we wear the same logo on two totally different styled shirts it means we're soul mates" and i was like UGH IM DONE WITH THE MALE POPULATION 

I JUST SPENT THE LAST 25 MINUTES SCRUBBING THE WORD "WEIRD" OFF MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE MY DI TEAM WANTED TO START OUR MEME TODAY BUT WE DIDNT HAVE TIME SO WE'RE GONNA TALK IT OUT DURING ADVISORY TOMORROW BECAUSE NOW WE MEET IN ADVISORY 

YO SO AFTER MY PRACTICE ENDED MY MOM TOOK ME TO WALMART AND I GOT A NEW PAIR OF RED PANTS AND THEY IS CUTE AF AND LIKE DUDE IM WEARING THEM TOMORROW 

"cute af"???? did i really just???

great that made me sound whiter than i am

nevermind im so freaking pale

like if you dumped a can of white paint on my head you wouldnt be able to tell it was there im that freaking pale 

anyways 

thats all for today 

goooddddbbyyyyeee

HA HUUURRRR