I Really Dont Care (Rants)

great ideas

{I'm in the business of misery,

let's take it from the top.

She's got a body like an hourglass, 

it's ticking like a clock. 

It's a matter of time 

before we all run out.}

Misery Business, Paramore

idk if you can sense the sarcasm in the title there but its there 

so ive had an eventful few days 

superbowl is on *GROOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN* 

idk if you can sense my disappointment in humanity but its there 

LIKE LET POOR ADRIEN EAT FOR GODS SAKE 

sorry im ML trash 

so on Thursday night i was at my dads and we were eating dinner and somehow the convo got to the point where we were talking about murdering people with spoons and im like "that must be a spoonful" and proceeded to laugh my ass off due to the fact that im hilarious and puns are 63% of my daily life 

and idk why i found this so funny but there was some sports show on and abruptly becca was like "COMPETITIVE BOWLING" and i fucking died because she did this announcer thing with the whitest name ever, Richard and it was the funniest thing. 

on Friday at lunch we were being weird like usual and someone idk who says something really racist and Shamari looks at them and just glares and she starts screaming random words and we found it hilarious. 

So this Friday is KAC, and im excited and nervous. my mom and step dad may not come cause my brothers bday part is that night since his bday is saturday. at least ill have fun and have some more bonding time with Alynna. plus skipping school is always a blast 

#GOTTABLAST 

i swear im 98% emo inside and people dont even notice it like if you know what kind of music i listen to and the dark band shirts and ripped jeans i wear and i kinda wanna get darker highlights i swear im kinda emo here 

i hope my mom is proud of her depressed, lazy, emo, dark, antisocial gay child. 

okay so there's one thing during the Washington DC trip im really excited about and its visiting the Tomb of the Unknown Solider from the Vietnam War. and four people, 2 girls 2 boys, get to lay the wreath down from my school. guess who one of those people is? ME! I'm so excited because its a huge honor like you dont understand guards are always by the tomb no matter what like 6 feet of snow? WHATEVER. Tornado on its way? WHAT THE HELL SEND ME TO OZ. Its such a huge honor and im really excited that i get to be a part of it. 

and im really excited for DC in general. so many photo ops and im rooming with McKenna whos chill. but to take all of the photos i want to, im gonna have to spend at least three hours at the computer to upload all of my photos to a flash drive, and i mean ALL of them so i have room. im not touching my music, that shit means too much to me and took way to fucking long to download. 

im in love with Paramore. 

okay i thought you needed to know that. 

I am really excited for DC though. Itll be so much fun and so much US history which you all know I AM IN LOVE WITH i think i wanna be an 8th gradeEnglish or high school US history teacher. either way ill be teaching kids to appreciate life and shit like Cory Matthews. 

so you wanna know what the devil (aka becca) decides its a great idea to do 

SLAM MY GODDAMN FINGER IN THE DOOR

TWICE 

AFTER CLEARLY HEARING ME SCREAM "OW BECCA" 

SHE DOES IT AGAIN 

LIKE BRO

WHAT THE HELL

I ALMOST PASSED OUT FROM THE PAIN BUT I DIDNT AND I DONT NEED TO GE TO THE DOCTOR IM FINE IT JUST HURTS TO PUT PRESSURE ON 

BUT WHAT PART OF HER THOUGHT THAT WAS A FABULOUS IDEA 

WHAT PART

this is why Avery and I call becca the devil. 

okay thats all for now 

imma go read fanfics and listen to heavy music 

bai

HA HURRRR

I-G-G-BYE

the truth will keep you whole.

POUND IT!