[Undertale] Sans X Reader - Repeat, Eternally

Chapter 4 ~ Sans, of Sweet Gestures

[Check this out. I made a song. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YxjrxhRGj3 I don't have a mic so it sucks. This is the second one, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SkFpnwVtgN and this is the Toriel one http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z3H3xRxl5F which is slightly better than every other one. You'll have to manually write them out, or I'll put them in the comment section below if you're lazy.]

"ARE YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN, BROTHER?!" So this was Sans' brother. Sans had called him Papyrus, right?

"Nope," Sans winked towards Papyrus. From your angle, you couldn't see Papyrus, but you could see Sans.

"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LIAR." Papyrus said. "YOU SHOULD BE JOINING ME ON THE HUNT FOR HUMANS!"

"I actually think I have something that can help with that." Sans grinned.

"ARE YOU FINALLY BECOMING USEFUL TO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS?" The voice was inquisitive at best. You saw Sans chuckle.

"Yeah, this really convenient lamp over here has a few secrets that we need to hunt humans." Sans strode towards the lamp,  and reached out to touch it. Instead of the lamp, however, he ended up brushing his fingers through your hair. Your hair snagged, and you could hear a gulp from Sans. You looked up at him, slightly in pain, but he still had his demeanor on. The only difference was he was sweating. You didn't know how Sans could gulp or sweat,  but maybe it was because he wasn't actually a human skeleton. It could be very normal down here for skeletons to be able to taste and feel like anyone else. He quickly tugged his fingers, and you yelped in surprise.

"SANS, WAS THAT YOU...?"

"I, um, yeah, that was me, Papyrus." Sans said, losing his demeanor. He was already pale, so you couldn't describe him as turning white, but he looked panicked. He must have thought he hurt you in some way, and was scared that it really hurt.

"ARE YOU SURE?" Papyrus' voice was closer. "THAT SOUNDED A LOT MORE HIGH PITCHED THAN YOUR NORMAL VOICE. IT KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE ALPHYS."

"Maybe I'm just tired, and that's why my voice is gettin' weird, bro.... BONE-tired." 

There was a long pause and then an ear-splitting screech.

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!" 

"What, don't ya got a funny BONE in you?"

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"

"I'm pretty sure I'm BONING these jokes." 

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

You couldn't help yourself. You burst out into fits of feminine giggles. Everything went silent.

"SANS, THAT REALLY DID NOT SOUND LIKE YOU." You could hear Papyrus shuffling closer. "UNLESS... YOU'RE TURNING INTO A LADYBONES?"

"Nah, bro. Besides, didn't I already tell you that gentlebones can't turn into ladybones?"

Papyrus was in deep thought. "I GUESS YOU DID, NYEH HEH HEH. ANYWAYS, I HAVE WORK TO DO. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL CATCH A HUMAN AND BECOME PART OF UNDYNE'S ROYAL GUARD!"

"Of course you will, bro. I'm rooting for you."

You could hear the rattle of bones as Papyrus left the area. Sans attempted to pull his fingerbones out of your hair once more, and you hissed.

"That huuuuuuuuuurts!"

"Then stop moving." He took his other hand and gently began to work his bones out of your hair. You patiently sat on the ground, and Sans quickly removed the hair from his finger bones.

"Wow, you're quick- How do you do that?" You asked, shocked. You didn't really expect a skeleton to have such nimble fingers. Then again, they were thin... you wondered if skeletons made clothes.

"It's a special trick I learned a while back." Sans shrugged. "I got caught in a spider web by accident." 

"O-Oh." You looked around for something to say.

"I'm sorry about pulling your hair." Sans grinned. "But, hey, after we're done here, let me take you to Grillby's."

"Grillby's?" You raised an eyebrow, looking as Sans confusedly. 

"It's a local restaurant. They serve some good stuff there."

"Skeletons can eat?"

Sans only chuckled.