[Undertale] Sans X Reader - Repeat, Eternally

Chapter 6 ~ Papyrus, of Unaware Battles

You sighed. It was cold. You wrapped your arms around yourself in an attempt to be warm, but failed. Along the way, you had lost your sweater to a monster with a hat, and all you had on underneath was a T-shirt.

"You look like a frozen Nice Cream, there, kiddo." Sans smirked, beside you. This guy had a habit of disappearing and reappearing.

"I thought you didn't trust me." Sans' eyes turned entirely black, and he stared at me.

"I don't. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. Not really, as I'm watching your every move."

"Wait, then, earlier....?!" You recalled the point in time where you needed to go to the bathroom. "Was that you I felt watching me?!"

"Well you see. . . I didn't... I, uh..." You glared at Sans, and his white orbs had returned. He looked panicked, just as much as when he had pulled on your hair. "That was for the good of all monsters."

"Watching me go to the bathroom was for the good of all monsters?"

"Yes."

"You perverted liar!"

"Skeletons don't have sexual organs."

"They have to, if you have a brother!"

He looked at you slyly. [Author note: Okay, some people are against glowing dicks, so I need you to tell me in the COMMENTS WHAT YOU WANT. DEPENDING ON THAT A BABY CAN BE CONCEIVED. THERE'S A NO-SMEX ROUTE AND A SMEX-ROUTE. WHADDYA WANT? With either one, a baby can be conceived. I don't believe Sans and Papyrus were created through smex. They were made in a lab which is completely canon. So you can either bump hips to make a baby or you can just do it the normal way, through magic. Wait....both are the same? ]

"Well, we have our ways." He winked, and you shivered. This guy could change his emotions faster than anyone you'd ever... oh. That's right, you've only met all of three or four people so far. Five, including the flower. And they were monsters.

"Are you telling me that you could've potentially enjoyed watching me go to the bathroom?" I glared at Sans, and he chuckled.

"Nah. I was just curious as to how humans passed waste through their body, so I... .watched.... urk..." He looked at you, who was extremely furious.

And he disappeared.

As glad as you were that the tension was gone for a while, you were still pretty angry.

[I prefer you do not get sidetracked,] Gaster appeared beside you. You rolled your eyes.

"I can't get sidetracked, mostly because there is nothing between us to get sidetracked about. He's a damn skeleton, for god's sake!" You threw up your hands in frustration.

[With my research, there is a potential way for him to be able to have sexual organs.]

"You are lying. It's not a thing."

[It could be.]

"..." You thought to yourself about it. You could potentially ask Sans about th- What the hell are you thinking about?! You don't even know the guy that well, and he was a massive dick with the brother stuff-

[See? I told you about it, and you got sidetracked. You have something to do.]

You gritted your teeth, shivering.... and a sweater was draped over your shoulders.

"If anyone else heard you talking to yourself, they'd assume you were insane. Best not to let yourself get caught again." Sans' voice was laced with smugness. You wanted to crawl in a hole and die. He had been watching you. "And what was that about getting sidetracked? How would me being a skeleton sidetrack you in any way?"

"I...wasn't talking about you." You said, attempting to get out of it.

"How would Papyrus being a skeleton sidetrack you?" He repeated, simply changing the name he used. Damn, you had forgotten about Papyrus.

"Because, well, I have a skeleton inside me and I just.... I'm so curious!" You tried. Sans continued to grin. "How can you guys exist? I mean, feel and stuff?"

"... Magic." He shrugged, looking away.

"But, uh-"

"If you persist on asking any more, I'll have to show you, not tell you." His eye sockets turned dark as the night and you got the message.

"Wait! What'd you just say?!" You turned to shout at him, but he was already gone.

"There's not just a funny bone in my body, there's a skele-ton."

"Bad timing, Sans!" You shouted.

"HUMAN!" Papyrus shouted. You knew you were close. "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING MY BROTHER'S NAME?"

"Uh, because he made a bad pun....?" I said, cringing. I could feel Sans' glare on my back. If I had told him what Sans was actually doing, I would most certainly have a bad time.

"...I SEE..." Papyrus stared at me as I approached. "WE ARE THE SAME, YOU AND I! WE BOTH DESPISE SANS' PUNS."

"You know it." I said. I despised a lot more than his puns right now.
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So I'm ending it like 200 words earlier than my other chapters because I need to know what you guys want before I can write any more.