[Undertale] Sans X Reader - Repeat, Eternally

Chapter 31 ~ You, of/and The Perfect Man

As you, Uf!Sans and Uf!Papyrus were walking along the road, you noticed that Uf!Monsterkid was flying across the road as you had when being pushed by an exploding house.

A skeleton stepped out and you wanted to run into his arms. It was Sans...but he was wearing strange clothing, and was a little taller. This feeling was familiar....Yes, it was the same as the one you had when you had first seen Uf!Sans!

You turned back to glance at them, and both were hostile and ready to attack. 

"C'mon, kid. I didn't wanna hurt ya, but ya just kept comin' on." Sans shrugged, smirking at Uf!Monsterkid. He slid his hands in the pocket of his pants, and finally noticed you. "Huh. There's another one of you clones runnin' around here, isn't there?"

"Who are you callin' your clone, buddy?" Uf!Sans glared at the weird Sans.

Then you noticed something more. 

His face had all of Gaster's markings.

"W...hat. Are you...a younger Gaster?" You asked, walking towards Gaster?Sans? 

"Hahahahah! I doubt our dad would show that much of his body anywhere. It's literally just above what you humans call a di-" Uf!Papyrus hit Uf!Sans on the back of the head. "Ow! Bro, what the hell?!"

"The human dislikes perverse things! We should respect her. You said it yourself... it was time for us to change!" Uf!Papyrus stared at Uf!Sans, disappointment crossing his face. 

"I'm not a younger Gaster, nah. I'm actually both Sans and Gaster, mixed together. Huh... I guess, if it makes it easier, you can call me Fusion. Because, heh, I'm both. I'm fused." He laughed at his own little...sucky pun. It seemed like the quality of his jokes went down, but this was like a dream. Stuck between both, but they were right here in front of you!

But there was still the fact both of them were separated in your world.

"Ah...why can't it just be as simple as you, Fusion?" You muttered. 

"What was that?"

You glanced up, and shrieked. Fusion had been standing meters away, but he was right in front of you. You fell backwards, but Fusion's arm was around your waist in a flash. He swung you around. It was like one of those movie kisses. But it wasn't a kiss. It wasn't, but you wanted it to be. Fusion grinned.

"You're gonna get hurt if you act like such a klutz." He smiled, and it literally melted your heart.

"Unhand her." Papyrus said. "Only Sans may touch the human!" 

"Alright, alright." Fusion shrugged. He gently made sure you were balanced, and then pressed his teeth to your palm in the form of a kiss. He closed one eye, winking at you. "I hope you're okay.~ It would be such a shame to see someone as beautiful as you hurt, even in the slightest way." 

Your face turned beet red, and Uf!Sans picked you up, glaring at Fusion. "You're....you're making her sick. Look at her face." 

"Lovesick, my friend. Lovesick." 

"She is not!" Uf!Sans protested.

"Really, now?" Fusion smiled at Uf!Sans, a sort of grin you'd expect to find on someone who was teasing a less mature person. "Dear, wouldn't you like to fall into my arms?" He held out his hands to you, and you just floated into them. 

"Witchcraft." Uf!Sans muttered.

"Normal reaction to a guy like that. All he wants is-" Uf!Sans hit Papyrus. 

"So, where are you guys headed?" Fusion asked, holding you close. 

"Nowhere." Uf!Sans muttered.

"We're off to find everyone, and Original Sans." You say, willingly. "Gaster kind of just left me to fend for myself outside of the hospital, and everyone else was too busy fighting to deal with these two, so I almost got killed while hiding in someone's house....which they....exploded."

"How rude. Did they at least wipe their feet on the mat before entering?" You stifled laughter. Both Uf!Sans and Uf!Papyrus looked absolutely peeved.

"I don't think they did...!" It was short, high-pitched giggles.

"How rude." Fusion began to walk forwards, and all the Uf!Fonts could do was follow. Very full of angst, you should add. "Shame on them, am I right, my darling?~" 

Uf!Sans growled. "She can walk, y'know. Put her down." 

"Okay, okay. I won't trigger your jealousy any more." Fusion carefully put you down.

"I'm not jealous!" Uf!Sans insisted.

"That's what they all say." Fusion shrugged, and Uf!Sans' eyesockets narrowed. He would not be getting along with this clown.