Hooray, this isn't sad for once
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT" jack screamed at mark "SHE WAS NOT A WHORE MARK!" The pair were on Skype, and right now, angry.
"IS THAT WHY SHE SLEPT WITH SOME OTHER GUY WHILE YOU WERE HERE IN LA!" Mark shot back
"SHE DIDNT!"
"THATS WHY YOU GUYS BROKE UP ISNT IT!"
"NO, OK MARK! I MADE THAT UP!" Jack sighed, feeling tears start to fill his eyes "no it wasn't why we broke up, actually we're still pretty good friends"
"then why did you tell us that's what happened"
"You really wanna know" jack mumbled, angry and upset "ITS BECAUSE I CANT ADMIT THAT WE BROKE IT OFF BECAUSE I REALISED IM GAY!" Jack sniffed "you're always so quick to deny any accusation of being anything but straight and, and I though... I thought you'd hate me"
"Jack, of course I wouldn't hate you, it's your sexuality. I don't care honestly, weather your chasing tits or dick"mark laughed
"But it's not just that mark" jack sighed "I realised I was gay because... Because..."
"Come on jack, spit it out" mark smiled
"beCAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU" with that, jacks hands flew over his mouth and he ended the call. Seconds later, mark restarted it
"At least give me a chance to respond before you get angry" he chuckled "jack im so. SO glad you said that, because
A) now I don't have to worry about saying I'm pan, and
B) I can admit I love you too without fear"
"Mark I swear to god if you're joking..."
"I'm not, I promise. I love you Jack"
"I love you more"
Their sweet moment didn't last long before a third voice cut in
"will someone please explain what's going on?"
"Wade?!" The pair exclaimed, "but"
"Wade!" Came another voice, this time from Bob "why did you open your big trap! I was enjoying that. But seriously mark, you called the group chat" he laughed
"Well this makes conning out easier I guess" mark laughed
"Yeah" jack joined in "SURPRISE SHITHEADS, IM GAY"
"AND IM PAN" mark called back
Wade laughed "with their powers combined, they become"
And Bob finished it "the unsinkable ship, septiplier"
And then the four dissolved into giggles
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Septiplier one shots ^_^
Hayran KurguHey, I write this pairing a lot, and I figured I may as well have a book to write them in, since most of them are like 1 chapter.
