Septiplier one shots ^_^

The five times mark lied to jack, and the one time he didn't

Here's a longer one shot to celebrate 10k! Oh, and thanks to the people who left suggestions, I'm going to run a contest, if you guys would be up for it, but more on that at the end.

The first time.
Mark was crazily, irreversibly, desperately in love with Jack. He knew exactly how hopeless that made him sound, and how much of a love sick teenager it made him seem, but he couldn't help it. There was just something about him that Mark adored! He couldn't place it exactly, it wasn't something physical like his eyes or his smile, it was more of an emotional connection Mark felt. Sometimes he'd wonder if this was one of the moments where people claimed to have found their soulmate, and then he'd remember that Jack already had his.

Jack and his girlfriend were happy together, they seemed perfect for each other, and Mark would never dream of breaking that. So he was more than happy to be friends, as long s he could stay close to his leprechaun. Sometimes though, Jack could make "just friends" incredibly difficult. For one example, going as a group to Disney land had seemed like a good idea, and in large part was, until they found there was a new ride. It was only small, but it frightened Mark more than any roller coaster, especially when Jack seems to excited to try it.

"Tunnel of love"

"Aww please Markimoo! I said I was going on any ride I could! It's a stupid dark tunnel ride, but it's weird if you go on it alone, and it would make the fandom so happy" he laughed, grabbing the American's arm and trying to pull him towards it. Mark fought himself internally, eventually managing to force
"And your girlfriend would kill me" out of his lips, in an admittedly joking tone.
"She'll be fine! Come on mark, please?" The Irishman pouted at him, and any resistance he had left crumbled to dust, as he sighed in defeat and nodded, smiling when he saw the way jack's eyes lit up.
"Yes! Thanks Mark!"

He ride itself really wasn't that bad, up until the point that Jack saw the camera coming up, and wrapped Mark's arm around him, leaning in as if he was going to kiss him. Mark fought get another internal battle, and managed to force himself to stay where he was, and when the camera's light flashed, Jack pulled away laughing. When they were getting off, Jack turned to him, smiling at him teasingly.
"So Mark, did you want to kiss me there?" He winked, and Mark forced out the biggest lie he'd ever had to tell.

"No."

The second time
Jack seemed to love teasing Mark like that, especially when they were alone, or amongst the fans. The worst example of  he fans one, was apparently a dare from Felix. Mark had been taking selfies with a group of overly excited teenagers, when Jack had sprinted up behind him, spanked him, and sprinted off again. Mark had turned absolutely scarlet, and one of the teenager's faces had lit up while another's dropped as he opened his wallet, muttering something about a "stupid bet"

Jack meanwhile was still sprinting, since someone from security had seen his "assault" and was currently chasing him. Felix was too busy laughing and recording on his phone to help, not that he would have anyway, and Mark was still trying to recover from the red shade currently covering his face. When he'd at least snapped out of it enough to realise what was going on, he apologised to the line, said he'd be right back, and took off sprinting after the swede, Irishman and security guard. By this point most of the people there were laughing hysterically, and more than half had their phone's out recording the incident. Mark finally managed to catch up to the other 3, but not before Jack had been pinned to the floor by a very angry security guard. Mark had wanted to tear the man off of his Jack, until his mind sadly reminded him that it wasn't 'his' Jack at all. He explained to the man that he knew jack, and it was just a stupid joke, and the man nodded, climbing off the tired and still laughing Irishman, who quickly got up himself, walking over to Mark with a smirk.
"So, did you enjoy that?"
"The mini marathon we just ran or you smacking my ass?" He laughed
Jack winked at him "you know exactly which one I mean"
"No I didn't enjoy you smacking my add you pervert" Mark responded, laughing like he hadn't just lied through his teeth, because Jesus Christ had he enjoyed that.