Septiplier one shots ^_^

Jokes

"Mark" Jack laughed, his phone in one hand and the tv remote. "That was the worst one yet!"
"Aww come on jack!" The American replied, and Jack could almost see him holding back his laughter "I know they're cheesy, but my puns are grate!"
"Mark. Stop" Jack groaned "you're not good at this"

Jack loved Mark, he really did, but his boyfriend was constantly coming out with some stupid pun. He had to admit to himself that he loved it though, the way Mark's eyes lit up when he thought of one, or when he made Jack laugh. The way he smiled as he said it. Jack sighed to himself, his birthday was quickly approaching and he wanted nothing more than for his boyfriend to be there. Long distance relationships sucked, especially with different time zones.

"Screw you!" His boyfriend replied "I'm the best at puns! You're just sad you're not as punny as me!"
"Mark no! Can your birthday present for me be that you go a full day without a pun?"
"What? No! I have something for you already, so I'm still making my hilarious puns"
Jack rolled his eyes, smiling to himself "speaking of my birthday by the way, I wish you were here Mark. I miss you"
"I miss you too clover. Hey, don't forget everyone's skyping at least. That's something!"
"Yeah it is, it's just not the same. Sorry, I'm being dramatic, I'm looking forward to seeing everyone!" Jack said, and Mark laughed suddenly
"Oh, hey Jack! I have another joke"
"Oh Christ, no."
"AWWW come on!"
Jack smiled "fine, fine. Ok, what's the new one"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Happy"
"Happy who?"
Not long after Jack had said this, he heard a knock at his door and groaned irritably
"Hold on Mark, I'll call you back. Someone's at the door"
He hit end call and walked to his door, opening it, and feeling a pair of arms instantly wrap around him, hugging him close, and an American accent saying
"happy birthday"