Septiplier one shots ^_^

Band mates

Markiplier and Mark fischbach couldn't be much more different. While markiplier was a loud, womanising heartbreaker, Mark was quieter and more romantic than people thought. Honestly the only similarity between them, was that they were the same person. Mark was in a band, along with his friends Sean, arin and Danny, though each of them went by a stage name instead. Markiplier, jacksepticeye, egorapter and Danny sexbang, a  group who were nothing like their real life alter-egos. Danny had always said that if they were real, the four would have been either best friends, or worst enemies and Mark would laugh, he was absolutely right. Mark and Danny both sang, but Mark also played base sometimes, arin usually played lead guitar, but he would do  the rapping if it came up, and Jack drummed, because it was the only instrument he had any experience with, and because he was good at it. Each of them had another way of being remembered though, something that set Mark, Sean, Danny and arin apart from the four people on stage. For Jack it was the hair, chalked green at the front before each show, and washed off afterwards, Danny was usually playing some game on his phone, arin just didn't wear his headband, but Mark?  it was Mark's sexuality. On stage, Mark was the most hetro man alive, a total womaniser who thought only of sex, but offstage, he was the gay one with a crush on the drummer, which everyone but the drummer himself seemed to know about.

"Actually, it's kind of funny" Dan laughed while they were backstage "you are literally the least subtle person with your hints, but he's so oblivious"
"God I know" Mark sighed "and it's killing me. You know, arin knows and have you seen the fans? Everyone knows but him! Not that it matters anyway, he's totally straight"
Dan smirked "oh yeah, definitely, totally, 100% straight."
"Dan what do you know"
"Oh nothing" he laughed, climbing onto one of the speakers "just that your little drummer boy might not only swing the way you think" he laughed again when Mark's face quickly turned red, but Mark shook his head
"No, he has a girlfriend remember?"
"Had Mark, Sean HAD a girlfriend. Don't you remember Last month? They had a huge row, not sure what over, but they split and he just hates her now"
"So you mean-"
Danny chuckled "that our gay singer has a shot with his possibly gay drummer boy? Absolutely"
"God do I hope" Mark smiled "I swear if this is true, I'll tell him next time I see him, but Danny if you keep calling him that I'm going to hit you"
"Aww why are you so mean marki, but yeah it's true, I might be an ass on stage, but you know me backstage though"
Mark rolled his eyes, but he smiled all the same
"Hey guys, what'cha talking about?" An Irish voice asked, and Mark turned around to see Sean, and Danny turned and smirked at him
"Nothing much, although Mark did have something to tell you, didn't you mark"
"W-what? I mean-"
"Well, I should probably go, I think arin said he wanted to practise 'hero of rhyme' before we go on, good luck Mark" Danny laughed and winked at Mark before walking off. Leaving Mark to make a mental note to kill him later

"Well Mark, what did you want to tell me?" Sean smiled, and Mark sighed, realising there was little way out that wouldn't make him look either crazy, or more obvious than before
"Well, I... I guess I wanted to say that-" Mark was cut off by his phone buzzing "one second" he pulled out his phone quickly and  sighed at Danny's text
'Get your foot out of your mouth, if you don't tell him I will!'
Mark shook his head, deciding Danny wouldn't actually do it, that was what Danny sexbang would do, Dan avidan however? No, he wasn't that sort of person.
"Sorry, I just wanted to tell you that, well I'm sorry about the whole row with your girlfriend, are you guys totally over?"
Sean sighed "well, yeah we are." He smiled, but it wasn't his usual happy one "I guess you can only get cheated on so many times"
"Really? Wow, I didn't realise that was..."
Sean shook his head and smiled "not your fault, it's hers. And anyway," he chuckled and winked at Mark "now I don't have to feel guilty about checking out other people" he smirked at Mark's now blushing face and walked away as Danny walked over again and rolled his eyes "Jesus Christ Mark! I swear, after the show, I'm going to tell him"
Mark shook his head desperately "please... Please don't"
"Talk to the hand markimoo, I warned you!"
Mark sighed, realising this was one argument he wouldn't win

The next thirty-or-so minuets went past in a blur of tuning the instruments, setting microphones up, and practising the few songs the group either really liked doing, or wanted one last practise on. That was, until Mark saw Danny talking to Sean, and then turning to point at him. Mark turned scarlet and suddenly became fascinated with his shoes, although he didn't actually hear anything about it until the end of the show.
"Hey, Mark" the green haired figure walked over and smirked at him "when were you planning to tell me you wanted me?" He laughed, while Mark's face went scarlet for the hundredth time that day.
"I... I mean...."
"Oh for the love of God" Sean rolled his eyes and slammed his lips against Mark's. Mark melted into the kiss quickly, and he whined quietly when Jack pulled away
"Was that Sean or Jack?" He asked, unsure of wether Sean's actions had been genuine, or his stage-persona's sex craze. His friend shrugged
"Sean's meaning, Jack's confidence. Anyway, are you going to ask your 'little drummer boy' out or not" he laughed. Mark rolled his eyes and laughed with him
"Sure. How about we go for lunch tomorrow? My treat" Sean smiled and nodded
"I'd like that"
Mark smiled "then come here, drummer boy" Sean laughed and came closer, wrapping his arms around Mark and pressing their lips together, feeling Mark do the same.

Danny smirked to himself, him and arin had been watching from the other side of the stage
"Hey arin!" He laughed "you owe me 20 bucks!"
"Why do I agree to bet with you again?"
"Because your gullible, and I'm persuasive?"
arin rolled his eyes and smiled at his boyfriend
"Oh yeah, 'persuasive'. Meaning you said no sex if I didn't choose a side? Blackmail more like"
Dan smirked, "speaking of which, you know they'll be occupied tonight?"
"considering I just gave you $20, that's definitely prostitution" he laughed "cheap prostitution though"
"No, I'm in a band, so you're a groupie"
Arin shrugged "hey, I never said no to the prostitution, just that you're cheap"
The pair laughed to themselves, Watching the newly formed couple and wondering how they hadn't got together sooner.