Septiplier one shots ^_^

Bartender

(Basically, Jack works at a  bar and then septiplier happens. Not much else to it really, beyond implied phan and egobang)

Really?" Jack groaned "your leaving me to handle this on my own tonight?"
"I know, I know. I'm a dick." The guy in front of him nodded "but I thought arin was on tonight? He usually is because that's when Dan comes in with his group, and arin spends the whole night looking at him
"Apparently Dan  noticed, because he finally asked arin out, took long enough" Jack laughed "I just wish you guys would tell me before you head out on your dates."
"Hey, I didn't know I had one until this morning, and your phone has been off all day!"
Jack shrugged "whatever. Anyway, who's the lucky guy?"
"his name's Dan . We've been talking online for weeks now, and before you say anything, we skyped too." The brunette smiled, his eyes shining "he's got the most gorgeous brown hair, and these bright eyes that match and that you just get lost in"
"Aww is Little Phil in love?"
"I don't know why you're calling me little" He laughed "but yeah. He's just... Dan"
"That's adorable! Dan and Phil? i ship it."
"So do I" Phil smiled "Speaking of which, I should probably go. I'm meeting him in about 20 minuets"
"Text me about it later ok?"
"Yeah I will."
Jack smiled at Phil who walked out of the bar with a bigger smile on his face, leaving Jack stood behind the counter on his own.

Not much later, the bar was totally packed. In honestly though, it usually was on a Saturday. Jack guessed it was because most of the groups met up and went clubbing when the least amount of them had work. That's what he used to do at least. At the moment though, he was the exhausted bar tender at a packed club. When everyone had been served, at least for now, he looked around. He noticed the guy at the opposite end of the bar, who was desperately trying to get rid of the girl who kept hitting on him. He saw Jack looking and mouthed "help me." Jack winked back and walked over.
He smiled at the man before turning and glaring at the girl
" can you leave my boyfriend alone?" He growled
"Oh please, as if he's yours" she laughed in response, turning back and trying to get onto his lap again "come on Marki, I know you want me."
"Trust me?" Jack mouthed while she was distracted, and Mark nodded.
"Hey, is this proof enough" Jack smirked, leaning over the bar and connecting his lips to Mark's, surprised when he felt the man kiss back.
She looked disgusted at the two and walked away to try her luck on someone else.
"Sorry about that... Mark was it?" Jack sighed, pulling away
"Don't apologise" Mark smiled  "honestly I wouldn't mind doing that again. What time do you get off?"
Jack laughed "hey, if your serious, about 12, then the next shift comes in"
"I'll be waiting" Mark winked "hey, before you go. What's your name?"
"Sean, but everyone calls me Jack" "jack? Handsome name for a handsome guy"
Jack blushed and smiled before he headed back to work

Mark really did wait for him, so when the next shift, comprised of Arin , who had promised to do the later shift if they let him go in his date, Phil who's date had gone well, and was still smiling about it, and Tyler who hadn't had a date and was just scheduled to work now arrived, Jack smiled and took Mark's hand. He winked at the three as him and Mark walked out and arin laughed and whistled at them. They didn't really do anything beyond walking around the town, stopping and chatting at a park since everywhere else was shut. They swapped numbers by the end of it, and Jack couldn't stop smiling. By next Saturday, the group were in the same position, but in different places.

"Jack I hate you" arin complained "Phil already ditched for his date, now you?"
Jack laughed "I covered you both last week, it's your turn! Besides, this is my first date with him."
Arin rolled his eyes "I still hate you. But fine, Just cover the later shift, deal?"
"Deal! Hey, speaking of last week, you seemed pretty happy when you came in, what happened with Dan?" Jack winked and arin blushed
"Shut it clover"
"Oh my god you did!"
"I said shut it!" Arin laughed and hopped the counter, chasing Jack who was running around laughing along, Just as Phil walked in
"Did I leave my coat here earlier? Arin why are you chasing Jack"
"Because him and Dan totally did it last night and he won't admit it" Jack shouted
"Well that was obvious" Phil shrugged, laughing
"Dude, shut it!" Arin shouted back, but there was no anger there. "I think your coat's in the back"

Jack smiled. He had a boyfriend, awesome friends and as much as he complained, he loved his job.

Simply put, Jack was happy