When a Gay Fell in Love with a Girl (Part Two)

KABANATA 87: MALING AKALA

KABANATA 87: MALING AKALA

ON VOICE: HEAVEN

"Kumapit ka ng maayos, kung ayaw mong malaglag." I told her.

"Sure, sige na honey Heaven. Paandarin mo na 'yung speedboat," she demanded so I started the engine of the speedboat as we travelled on the sea with the speed of 130 kph per hour. Sinadya ko talagang bilisan para malaglag siya.

The sun was already setting, nagkukulay kahel na rin 'yung tubig. It would be fun kung si Fear ang kasama ko dito. Tss. Siguradong tatalakan ako nun kasi mabilis ang pagpapa-andar ko sa speed boat. E madali pa naman 'yung mainis. At natutuwa talaga ako kapag naiinis ko siya.

While Miss Wax was on my back, I felt a little bit awkward becuase the way he grip her hands on my tummy is just so insane.

"Ang ganda talaga ng body mo honey, nagwo-workout ka ba?"

"Tss." That's the only thing I told her. I don't need to talk to her. Sayang lang laway ko.

While we're on the sea, I suddenly stopped the engine nung bigla siyang sumigaw. "OMG! Yung br--siere ko."

What the!!

"OMG! Nalaglag 'yung br--siere ko!!"

"E di kunin mo, don't you have any hands?" I muttered without even putting some emotions on my face. Kasalanan ko bang tanga siya at nalaglag 'yung br--siere niya sa dagat? Tss.

"Hindi ako marunong lumangoy honey." She said in a very sweet but disgusting tone and then, she suddely hugged me. And becaus she don't have any upper clothes now, naramdaman ko 'yung pagdampi ng b--bs iya sa likod ko which is very awkward kasi hindi pantay 'yung b---bs niya. Maliit 'yung isang suso niya. Hindi yata sabay na lumaki.

"Just wait," tumalon ako and then hinanap ko 'yung br--siere niya. When I finally found it, tinapon 'yung sa mukha niya.

"Ouch! Ano ba!" she shouted then I responded nothing and I just went back on the speedboat.

I started the engine again kaso nahinto ko agad nang bigla siyang sumigaw, "OMG! NAHULOG 'YUNG P@NTY KO!"

WHAT THE!!!

"Joke lang," she said smiling.

"You're very nonsensical." I told her as I sweep off the engine again. Nung umaandar na ulit 'yung speedboat, nagulat ako kasi bigla niyang dinakma 'yung harapan ng summer shorts ko. Dahil sa gulat ko, nasiko ko 'yung b--bs niya causing her para malaglag from the speedboat.

Dahil sa inis ko, napag-isipan kong sasagasaan ko na lang sana siya kaso... "SIGE, SAGASAAN MO AKO? THEN WHAT? MAKUKULONG KA NAMAN DIBA? HAHAHAHA!" she luaghed like an evil. I was very disgusted on her so I decided to leave her.

"Mag-isa kang bumalik sa island." I told her at hindi na ako nagdalawang isip na iwan siya sa gitna ng laot. But before I left her, I told her these words, "Learn to respect yourself first, kung gusto mong respetuhin ka ng mga taong nasa paligid mo."

"HEAVEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM! F-#$@K! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! O S#@$t! HEAVEEEN! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"

Very nonesense.

***

"O, nasaan si Miss Wax?" Our VP asked me nang makatungtong ako sa island.

"I left her in the middle of the sea." I answered with with my very casula no-emotions-look.