Hey, guys! It's officially 12:03am on December 24. I thought that since it's everyone's favorite holiday, I would write a Christmas special! Some people said I should.
But before that, I have a different version of the song: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer! :D It's called... Stargleam the Purple Cat!
Stargleam the purple cat,
was a very purple cat.
And if you ever saw her,
you would even say she's fat.
All of the other Clan cats
used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Stargleam
join in any kitty games.
Then one foggy Gathering,
Bluestar came to say:
Stargleam, with your fur so bright,
won't you lead my Gathering tonight?
Then all the kitties loved her
as they shouted out with glee!
Stargleam the purple cat,
you'll go down in history!
[ACK! The cringe...]
Okay, now here's the special.
Spottedleaf came down from StarClan to appear in Jayfeather's dream.
She told him, "Dawnsparkle will have a kit, and she must be named Starkit." Jayfeather asked how this was supposed to happen, since he hadn't done you-know-what with Dawnsparkle yet.
Yellowfang appeared and replied, "Trust in StarClan, and they won't lead you wrong."
So then, Dawnsparkle and Jayfeather went around for a while, and the kits started to come! They went to an inn, but the innkeeper refused to let them in. [Oh, no. I see where this is going.] So they went to a barn instead, and all the other animals appeared to see the birth happen.
Soon, Starkit, Flamekit, and Lakekit were born! But they only cared about Starkit. Then, there was a really bright star overhead, and Lionheart, Bluestar, and Yellowfang appeared.
"What're you doing here?" Dawnsparkle asked.
"We're here to see baby Jesuskit," the StarClan warriors replied. [You did not just go there...]
"Okay, come and see her," Dawnsparkle welcomed kindly, and they all happily approached the purple kit. They also gave her gold, frankincense, and myrrh. [At first, frankincense said frankenstein XD]
"This is our savior," Bluestar nodded. "We know it, because we saw it in the stars. Starkit will be Jesus!"
Hark the herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim:
"Christ is born in Bethlehem"
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!"
(I copied the lyrics since I didn't know the song.)
YOU ARE READING
Starkit's Prophecy REWRITTEN
FanfictionI deciphered the horrendous Starkit's Prophecy and decided to publish it. **Starkit's Prophecy was not written by me. It was a trollfic written by xDarkRosesx (I think that's her username). All I did was rewrite it.**
