Harry Potter One Shots And Imagines

Sirius Black- Whipped (c)

"James can you get me a jumper?" Lily questioned to the boy whom was clinging to her like a koala to a tree.

"Of course my Lily Flower," James responded.

He unwrapped himself from the redhead, bounding up the stairs to his dorm room.

"Honestly I swear if he hugged me any longer he'd permanently have crushed my internal organs," Lily groaned stretching out.

Since James and Lily had finally become a couple, James had been a very clingy boyfriend. All he ever did was hang onto Lily like a lost puppy. Granted they were cute together but if she told him to jump off a cliff he'd do it with a smile on his face.

Within moments the bespectacled boy arrived with one of the jumpers that had started out as Remus' but after a couple winter evening had somehow become James' not that the werewolf complained. James even went as far as assisting his girlfriend in putting the jumper on before curling up to her again.

Your boyfriend, Sirius, scoffed a laugh.

"What?" James frowned at his best friend.

"Nothing mate. Just wondering how to manipulate Lily's power over you," He grinned looping an arm over your shoulders.

James furrowed his eyebrows again, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Lily has no power over me," James stated sternly.

"Yeah right," Lily scoffed.

"You're bloody whipped Prongs. I know you were desperate to be in a relationship with her, but this is pushing it, if you ask me," Sirius laughed.

You elbowed the dark haired boy in the side.

"Stop teasing him."

The words were firm and warning, making sure that Sirius didn't continue to be immature.

"Y/N," he whined.

"Now who's whipped?" James retorted.

You narrowed your eyes at James, to tell him not to get involved either.

"Now let's just agree that the females of the species are superior and Lily and I have undeniable control over you both. It's hard to deny really," you smirked.

"Hey-" Both boys started but were abruptly interrupted.

"I think that is an agreeable fact that is obvious to us all," Remus muttered from your other side.

"It's true," Peter piped up from the arm chair.

Sirius went to argue but had a better judgement.

"Now that we have clarified that, I think we should move onto more pressing matters," you began with a smile.

"Of course. Remus needs a girlfriend, so we can triple date," Lily grinned.

You nodded to your friend. "Yes. How about Alice? Oh she started dating Frank didn't she last year? Um... what about Marlene?"

Remus looked pissed off and bored already with the newfound topic.

"I'd like to consider myself a lone wolf," he stated straight faced.

The rest of the group fell to silence looking at each other, to see their reactions to the terrible joke.

"Moony that was terrible. And that's coming from me," Sirius groaned.

Everyone else muttered agreements.

"So if Remus isn't interested in our help, then how about we work on setting Peter up with someone?" You smiled at Lily.

The both of you turned to the other marauder with mischievous grins on your faces, whilst the other three males gave him a pitiful look knowing what hell you two were going to drag him through.

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Written by Charlotte.