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"{F/N}, the dentist isn't that bad." Kuroo stated, simply not understanding why his girlfriend seemed so hesitant in going all the time.

"It is bad," She replied, "My mouth is very sensitive. I always end up bleeding when I go home."

"You're not cancelling your appointment."

"Says who? Not you."

The male sighed and grabbed his coat, swinging it over his shoulder as he grabbed his car keys and grabbed {F/N} by her wrist, not wanting to deal with her chickening out.

"Sorry, I can't hear you over all the lies you're spewing. Let's get going."

"I don't want to."

"You have no choice. Either you get in the car now, or I'll force you in."

"Try me."

"Okay, if you want to."

Kuroo sighed and adjusted his grip on the girl's wrist, before bending down and lifting her over his shoulder.

"Put me down."

"No."

"Kuroo!"

The girl's pounding on the male's back was in vain, since by the time he finally let go of her, she was already locked inside the car.

She puffed her cheeks and crossed her arms, purposefully refusing to meet his eyes as he started the engine.

"It's not that bad, calm down."

With a mocking voice, she copied him. "It's not that bad, calm down."

"You're such a baby."

"You're such a baby."

"{F/N}..."

"{F/N}..."

Kuroo pinched the bridge of his nose and decided to be quiet, knowing tbat anything he'd say would be used against him – although, a good idea did pop into his head.

"Are you still being a little kid?"

"Are you still being a little kid?"

Her voice hadn't lost its mock at all, and Kuroo was ready to use this to his advantage. "{F/N}, you're the sexiest person- Next to me, that is, that I know."

{F/N} snorted, "Of course I am."

The male's face fell into a smirk as his fingers tapped the steering wheel, "Of course I am."

"Oh my god, are you really doing this?"

"Oh my god, are you really doing this?"

"And you were calling me a baby!"

"And you were calling me a baby!"

The girl threw her head against the car's headrest out of frustration, wishing for this ride to be over. "I hate you."

"I love you too."

~•~

"Miss {L/N}?" A young woman called out, looking around in hopes of finding the girl who had been hiding as best as she could – she really didn't want to be where she was.

Kuroo had already gotten up and {F/N} began to spew profanities at him for blowing her cover, realizing there was no way she was going to escape this visit.

"P-Present..."

"Right this way!"

"Y-Yes..."

Kuroo snickered at the fact that his girlfriend seemed so against visiting a dentist and pushed her in the right direction, unable to contain his laughter when seeing her literally quiver in her chair. He knew she disliked being there, but was she actually scared?

"{F/N}, relax," He laughed, "A check-up won't hurt you."

"Says who?!"

"Okay, lower your voice... It's all going to be fine, I promise. If not, I'm treating you to McDonalds tonight."

"I'm keeping you to that."

~•~

The dental visit was over, and the two teens were back in the car, a soft tune playing as none of them spoke.

Kuroo was simply quiet and trying not to laugh, whilst {F/N} had her arms crossed and was visibly mad – who could blame her with a cheek so swollen?

"What do you want from McDonalds?" He tried, snorting in between words and earning an angered hiss in response. It was about all she could do, since her jaw would hurt too much if she spoke.

Yet, she tried.

"You ware well aware thwat I cwan't eath."

"{F/N}," Kuroo's expression was serious for a few seconds, but then he pulled his car aside and burst into a laughing fit. "P-Please don't talk like th- that! M-My stomach... Aha...!"

"Thwis ish not fwunny! It really hursh...!"

The girl grabbed her jaw in pain, seeing her boyfriend somewhat regret his words and watching as he leaned in closer.

"I'm sorry. It's just really amusing seeing you in pain."

"You're mwean..."

"Bwut only two you~"

"Are you mwocking mwe?"

The male chuckled and softly pecked her lips, seeing her flinch in pain upon the contact. "Gwuess no kwisses anymore fwor you!"

"You're sush a dwick..."

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I HATE the dentist. Hahaha...