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« Stupid Little Bet » || Stripper!Kuroo Tetsurō x Stripper!Reader

{F/N} leaned back with a smirk on her face as her fingers trailed Kuroo's upper arm, a mischievous glint in her eyes whilst her grin grew wider.

"You wanna make a little bet? The one with the most customers by the end of the day gets to request a favor of the other~" She teased, her voice seductive as she tried her hardest to convince the male in front of her.

"Ohoho? The all-mighty {F/N} wants a favor of me? Sure, I'm in."

{F/N} took her robe off and eyed him over her shoulder, shaking it before walking away. "Hope you're ready to lose, Bedhead."

"Oh, you better be ready to do what I want you to."

And so, the two dispersed to their respective poles and tried to reel in some customers.

~•~

After a few hours both of their shifts ended, and {F/N} skipped along the sidewalk with the boy, a bright grin on her face. "Sooo? How many customers did you get?"

Kuroo's hands hid in his pockets as he had a smirk dancing on his lips, his gaze fixated on the stone tiles underneath his feet. "I think I had either twenty three or twenty four, I can't really remember... How about you?"

{F/N} intertwined her fingers in her hair and groaned in frustration, "N'awh, man! I only got eighteen..."

Kuroo ruffled the girl's hair and laughed, wanting to get rid of that pout on her face. "If it makes you happy, I still didn't really win."

{F/N} raised a brow, "What do you mean, you didn't win? You obviously got more customers."

"Yeah, but the customer I wanted never stopped by."

"Oho? Mister Stripper Guy has a favorite customer?"

{F/N} settled on teasing him as they walked home, a big grin lingering on her face.

"Like you don't."

"Touché. Tell me about Miss Specialty, would you?"

The boy shook his head at how she was acting, but it gave him all the more options to explain this to her. "Well, first off, she gives terrible nicknames."

"Well that's not very nice..."

"She's rather short."

"You're just tall."

"She likes to throw remarks my way."

"Probably because that's an easy thing to do."

"And she's pretty damn stupid."

"This is why girls don't like you."

"Seems like twenty four of them did like me."

"Touché."

Kuroo rolled his eyes as he mussed the girl's hair, unable to comprehend that she still hadn't figured it out. "Man, you're dumb."

"Excuse me?! I figured out it was me a long time ago!"

{F/N} quickly covered her mouth after blurting out such a random thing and quickly averted her gaze from him, a blush on her cheeks as she tried to pretend nothing ever happened.

To mess with her, Kuroo decided to make a little bit more of a fool out of her – he enjoyed teasing her a lot. "Don't get on your high horse so fast. Who said I was talking about you?"

He could see her flinch next to him and had a hard time holding back his laughter, eventually catching her attention when she felt she had been silent for too long. "Oh man, your face was priceless!"

"Can you stop laughing and tell me the truth right now?!"

The sincereness and baffled look in {F/N}'s eyes kind of surprised the male, not figuring she'd take such a thing to heart. "Of course it's you. Who else would it be?"

The {H/C} haired teen puffed her cheeks and crossed her arms, yet again refusing to look him in the eyes.

"I don't know," She mumbled, "You have girls around you all the time."

Kuroo hid his hands in his pockets and continued to walk, watching as his breath turned into vapor due to the low temperature. "Yeah, well, you're one of them, aren't you? And since I get to ask a favor of you, I'm expecting you to stop by my pole tomorrow."

He didn't bother to look at her, but he knew she heard everything he said – she always listened to him when he had something to say.

"You could've asked me that before this stupid little bet."

"Of course I could've. I mean, who can resist me?"

"Someone once told me not to get on my high horse. I think you should listen to that guy, too."

Kuroo managed to show a sly smile and grabbed her hand, lacing their fingers together for the last few meters they had to walk to reach {F/N}'s home. "This was more fun, wasn't it?"

"Oh, yeah, wanting to die after my assumption was so exciting!"

"Oh, shut up."

He ruffled her hair once more and the two couldn't help but laugh, until reaching the girl's doorstep and letting go of her hand to let her go inside.

She seemed hesitant on leaving, but she eventually opened the door with a soft smile and sighed. "Guess I'll, uh... See you tomorrow, then."

The boy smiled and waved her goodbye, "See you tomorrow."

He turned away from her and reached the end of the street, checking back to see if she had closed the door already and realizing how incredibly stupid he had been.

He turned around immediately and rang her doorbell, seeing her surprised figure in the doorframe as he grabbed her hands and connected their lips.

When he pulled away, he smirked at seeing her so flustered and turned away again, hands deep in his pockets as he chuckled lowly. "I'll see you tomorrow."

{F/N}, with the heat still risen to her cheeks, smiled brightly and waved. "Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow."

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I started on this long ago and finally finished it. Hope you enjoyed :)