Winning the world and you

Pun pals

~TOM'S P.O.V~

Impatiently I tap the elevator floor, Tord wasn't in the me-themed room. I'm not calling it my room because it doesn't feel like home. But that isn't important! Commie is missing, what if he's gotten shot? Or is shooting someone else. Whatever it is it can't mean well.

The door's slide open, I run outside, skidding down the correct lane to Paul and Pat's cabin or house? Their lights are out, shit. Where is everyone. "Edd?!" I slam the door aggressively. "Paul, Pat?!" No response. "Matt?!" I hit the door again with a fist. Then headbutting the door lightly.

"Matt!" I hear a familiar cheery voice exclaim. My eyes zap open, I look over to the voice. It's Matt! I turn to him, exhaling in relief, my breath going into steam "Matt, holy shit where is everyone?" I walk over, he's smiling in a happy look "Everyone?" He tilts his head. Come on Matt, the one time I depend on you... be reliable damnit!

"Edd, Paul, Pat and Tord!" I squint and raise an eyebrow.

Matt smiles a more, giggling a bit "Don't worry, Paul's in hospital, Pat went to mental health and Edd..." He pauses for a second. "Edd! Edd's missing!" He panics, he starts freaking out on the spot by flailing and blabbering inaudible words.

"Ya reckon they went to the hospital?" I cross my arms, Matt's freaking out already. To be fair, I was in a spaz not long ago as well. Matt thought in a focus "Yeah, he wanted to visit Patryk in the hospital earlier!" He smiled brightly.

I sigh, smiling in the corner of my mouth "That'd be where they are" Matt nodded before speed walking into a certain direction. I didn't expect him to know where he was going... Ever. I jog up to him. Staying a little behind encase someone sets off a gun, Matt will get shot first.

"Hey, wait" Matt ponders, still walking but looking over his shoulder to me "Why are you suddenly so worried about Todd?"

"Tord" I correct him.

Matt stares with a strong look of suspicion. "Right" He dragged out.

I grumble a bit before trying to sass back "You seem awfully worried about Edd, don't you?" I look the other way, encase I was blushing which I tend to do way to often these days. It's not like I actually care if he's ok... That much, it's the re-bounds... Also I'm hungry, I want him to make me dinner.

~EDD'S P.O.V~

Paul is walking really far ahead, he's so worried! That's so sweet of him. Something's missing, I turn around. Jordan is watching behind him at the corner that had the eyes staring at us prior. "Jordan?" I whisper, keeping an eye on Paul as well, making sure I knew where he was going still.

Jordan spun around, noticing he was quite far behind he waltzed over in a quicker speed. "Sorry, little paranoid" He shrugged, smiling sheepishly. I look up at him, noticing how unbelievable short I am compared to him, he's pretty damn tall too. I feel so small. "It's ok, I get it" I smile up at him. "This place is pretty freaky, so don't chicken out on me" I follow up, punching his arm lightly.

He chuckles lightly, holding his arm where I punched "I wont, it's just even creepier knowing boss who's a yandere is in here for revenge". He has a point, I think it's time for something..

"Are you afraid of his.." I start, he looks back over to me, expecting something serious "His killer attraction?" I smile smugly, feeling the bright stars in my eyes. It felt like a face reveal moment.

Jordan stares wide-eyed before going into a giggle fit, his pale cheeks going pink. I succeed again, Good job Edd. Jordan giggled a little more before changing his giggly expression to a half-lidded smile "How long have you been planning to use that?" He asks.

I make a small 'hmpf' before replying "About ten minutes" Still smiling smugly I reply. I return to a less ego stoking smile, using a sweeter smile and glittery eyes again. "Was the joke worth it?" Jordan snickered, then put on a stereotypical rich person voice "It was to DIE for" He pretended to flip his hair. I smile brightly, before going to a giggle fit. He followed my lead not long after.

We go keep a giggle fit going until one of us realises before the other. Paul's gone. "Shit.." I mumble. "Profanity... But yeah" He sways the torch around across the floor. "Well, that really killed the mood" I make another pun to lighten the mood. Jordan looks to me with a serious face "That's enough... I'm dead serious" He changes his face to a slightly warmer one.

I giggle once or twice "That was good, but we better find Paul though" I finger gun before beginning to go down the hall I remember him going down. He follows just behind me. Looks like I have a pun pal now, swell!

A/N

Sorry this is probably the shortest chapter so far.

I am really, really tired. I mean, I have not slept in over 24 hours.

Haha, Matt smells someone stealing his waifu.

I was thinking about making them fight but then I realized they are both the most pacifistic people on earth..

Anyway, later!