Crook A Jeff the Killer story.

Jefafa am I pissing you offfafa?

"C'mon Ben quit walking so slow!" I called back to Ben. We were walking to the Subway that was just a couple blocks down, Toby and I making Black Butler references the entire way.

"I'm not going slow you guys just have longer legs than me!" Ben huffed as he ran up next to Hoodie for the seventh time in twenty minutes. Hoodie had been very reluctant to leave the house, claiming he had more important things to do than go eat lunch. Yeah right, pretty much all he does now is get me the ingredients. I'm the one putting them all together. And after a few mishaps, one ending up in a small explosion causing my shirt to catch on fire, I got the hang of mixing them.

"So I was durping around on the interwebs today and I saw that there's this movie called Frozen. I think it's about two sisters and one of them has powers and the other doesn't. The one that has powers freezes everything and that's pretty much all I remember." Jeff walked right in the middle of the street. He only moved when a car was coming, which was about every forty seconds.

"Hmm sound's cool. Should we see it?" I smiled as I felt the sun's warmth on my face. It was one of those once-in-a-blue-moon nice days in this town. In case you're wondering what state we're in, it's Illinois. And guess what towns just about two hours away? Haddonfeild. That's right, the town where every serial killer's idol is just a short drive away. And yes those movies were based on real murders. I just wish some of those had been mine. Oh well one can dream.

"It sounds interesting." Toby shrugged.

"Yeah I guess so." Hoodie began picking up small sticks and throwing them. I looked around, then found a stick long enough to be a walking stick. I ran ahead, then planted the stick in the ground. I pole-vaulted about three feet down the sidewalk. When I landed, I noticed movement at the edge of some bushes. I stopped.

"Hey what's wr-" Jeff stopped as he noticed the movement too, "What the hell?"

"What are YOU doing here?" Hoodie growled. Two figures stepped out of the bushes. One of them I recognised as Alex, the other I didn't. He was tall (not as tall as Slenderman but somewhere in that range), he had whitish skin that looked more like wax than anything else, his hair was black and messy, he had a cone for a nose, and sharp teeth and claws.

"Hello Jefa-fa." The tall man said.

"Don't call me that!" Jeff crossed his arms over his chest.

"Who's the tall one?" I whispered to Toby.

"Laughing Jack. He's okay just don't eat any of the candy he gives out." Toby shrugged. Laughing Jack looked at me.

"This is her?" He giggled. I frowned in annoyance.

"Yes." Alex stared with a look of hatred at me.

"She's so," Laughing Jack paused searching for the right word, "Short."

"Yeah and your tall." I put my hands on my hips, "What do you want?"

"Hey Jefa-fa, you didn't tell me your girlfriend was a perfect copy of you!"

"Stop calling me that!" Jeff fumed.

"Jefa-fa am I pissing you offa-fa?"

While Jeff and Laughing Jack argued I was busy watching Alex try to be a ninja and sneak away.

"I see you!" I said in a sing song voice. Alex stopped. It was really stupid trying to sneak past me when I'm staring right at you, "What are you doing here?" I asked flatly.

"Oh you know, making sure the serum is made." Alex smirked slightly. Somehow I just knew he was lying.

"Ha. Ha. That's a funny joke. Now what are you really here for?" I stepped toward him. At the same time the ember-char spread out from where my foot hit the ground. I quickly stepped back hoping that no one saw. Luckily no one but Toby had seen it.

"Confidential." That was such a lie I nearly laughed. Man this guy was terrible! Why can't Jane ever get some good liars and not these idiots? Then again, when your resources are limited sometimes that's the best you can do. I really don't remember what happened next but suddenly Alex was on top of me with a blade to my throat. One of his hands held one of my hands down, the other hand was holding the knife. This was such a stupid move that again I nearly laughed.

"Want to fight pretty boy?" I taunted. Without waiting for an answer I used my free hand to wrench the knife out of Alex's hand. I kicked him hard in the stomach, then rolled out of the way as he coughed up blood. I have to say that was one satisfying kick. Toby helped me to my feet. Alex slowly got up, wincing from the pain in his stomach. He charged at Toby and I. Toby took out an axe with an orange handle and used the handle to knock Alex away by shoving it against his neck. When his head hit the pavement, Alex was knocked unconscious. Toby and I high fived laughing like three year olds that just got candy, "So what should we do with him?" I gestured toward the unconscious man on the ground.

"Hey we should hold him hostage!" Ben poked Alex's face about three or four times before looking up at us with a smile.

"Can we?" I glanced at Hoodie, who shrugged. I'm pretty sure I would've taken him hostage even if he had said no.

"Yeah! We get to hold Alex hostage! This is gonna be fun!" Laughing Jack squealed. I jumped, not realizing that he was still even there.

"Um what?" Jeff inched toward me, as if afraid.

"Oh I forgot to tell you guys. Laughing Jack's been our inside guy." Hoodie smacked his forehead.

"Yup! I'll be going now! I'll just tell them Alex wondered off on his own and I got bored and came back!" After that Laughing Jack disappeared in a poof of black smoke.

"Dude this is so like a spy movie." Toby giggled.

"Actually more like an action/horror/comedy." I smiled.

Hoodie and Jeff carried Alex back to the house. The entire way Toby and Ben chattered away about what we were going to do with him.

"So, where'd Jefa-fa come from?" I poked Jeff in the side.

"Jeff Dunham." He replied with a shrug.

"Oh yeah. Gabriel Iglesias is better though." Jeff stuck his tongue out at me and I did the same.

The rest of the way home was silent. The wind had began to pick up, causing me to shrug my shoulders to warm them up. Then I heard Masky's voice in my head again.

"I hope he hasn't gone after Hoodie."

"What?" I thought asked.

"What!?" He sounded how I reacted the first time I heard him.

"You hope who hasn't gone after Hoodie?" I closed my eyes and tried to see what he seeing.

"Alex. How'd you get in my head?"

"I dunno. How'd you get in mine?" I shrugged. There was no reply.

After we got home I decided to put Alex in the basement. There was a room Matt and I used to call the 'Hostage Room'. Well now look what it's being used for! We handcuffed him to one of the poles that held up the ceiling, then left.

Yaaaay another chapter done! Sorry if the chapters have been short but I'm mostly writing these on my phone cause I don't have a computer. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you want anything done to Alex (you little sadists out there) comment below!

Peace, Love, and Cheescake,

Soph.