When Fandoms Collide (Completed)

Part 18

Sprinkles began to pace back and fourth.

"I must think! I'm a writer, writers get fictional characters out of bad situations all the time. Unless they are putting them in bad situations..."

Sprinkles shook her head. "Don't think like that, I need to get my friends out of that book!"

A voice spoke suddenly.

"You need my assistance?"

Sprinkles looked around for the source of the voice. "Who was that? Where are you?"

"You can not see me, I am simply a voice. A booming voice some may call me. Your friend Gandalf knows of me well."

Sprinkles relaxed and began to pour out all her troubles. The voice cut her off early with a reply,

"I know what has happened. And I can help you."

Sprinkles jumped in excitment. "How? Tell me!" Suddenly her plot twisting memory poked her. "Wait a minute. How can I trust you? What if you are really Glitter, or the monkey?"

The voice laughed. "If I tell you who I really am, will it satisfy your worry?"

Sprinkles hesitated in her reply. "..maybe..."

"Well I shall tell you quickly, then I shall show you what your next step is."

Sprinkles took a deep breath. She felt a major plot twist coming on!!

Eager reader- well??!! Who is it??

Me- I was about to say.

Eager reader- hurry up!!

"I am- Sauron." Said the voice deeply.

Sprinkles gasped. "WHAT??!! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU??!!"

"This is why I did not tell Gandalf. He must never know. I have been undergoing serious therapy and have recently made a break through. I am dedicating my life to helping others with my mystical voice."

"Are you really Sauron? I mean for real?!"

"There is no time to question my word. I am about to remind you of something important. Act on that memory."

"Ok. I'm ready."

"Thranduil owes you a favor. For all the lovely readers- that event took place in Part 14."

Sprinkles again gasped. "Ahh that's right!! Oh this is so exciting!"

"Act quickly. Time is short." With that the voice left and was never heard from again, except for once more at the end. Other than that, the voice was gone. At least in this story.

Reader- is there going to be a sequel?!

Me- I don't plan on doing a sequel. Believe it or not, it's hard being funny all the time.

So anyway.... Sprinkles then began to call on the great elf king.

"THRANDUIL! I need to call in my favor!"

Before Sprinkles could take a breath, Thranduil came riding in on his elk. The elf's hair still shimmered in the glorious wig made of stardust.

"What ever you ask, I shall do. But then I must leave. I was in the middle of combing my hair." Said the king.

Sprinkles nodded and took a second to think. 'I better make this good!" Her mind drifted to asking for a ride on the elk, a selfie in the dungeon, or to become Mrs. Thranduil. Thankfully she knew what was important and said,

"Your son and all the others are trapped in a book. I need you to somehow send a message to them. The enemy is a fangirl. And I happen to know much of that species, the only way to attack her is to hit her where it hurts. IN THE FEELS."