When Fandoms Collide (Completed)

Part 13

Last time on When Fandoms Collide in 30 words or less:

Missing glue, possible foreshadowing..... Mirkwood Madness!! Stumbling sentences. And the last words of a dying writer!

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Bard was shaken awake.

"Get up!" Exclaimed Newt as he gave him a shake.

Bard sat up and smiled as he accepted the shake. Taking a sip he closed his eyes and moved his head to the right and he said,

"Chocolate!"

"Yes, we can build a snowman later, now come on!"

Bard and Newt hurried down just in time to see Shelob standing over their friends-

Did I give everyone a scare? What really happened was this: Katniss, Minho, Legolas, Gandalf, Sprinkles and Fluffy McGiggles were waking up.

"Owwww, I feel like I've been running from a Griever." Said Katniss.

Wait a minute-

"Katniss, you've never ran from a Griever." Said Minho.

"I feel as if I've just been reaped." Said Gandalf sadly.

"You've never been reaped!" Exclaimed Katniss.

"This doesn't sound good." Bard whispered to Newt.

"I suddenly feel the urge to remember the taste of strawberries!" Shouted Minho.

"EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND LETS HAVE THIS SORTED!" Bard ordered as he tossed his shake off to the side.

The lid came off and the small puddle that lay at that bottom attracted a colony of humming ants and as they marched, they hummed the dramatic Lotr theme song until Fluffy McGiggles accidentally stepped on them with his large Orc feet.

"Ok so let's get this straight, Katniss has memories of the Maze, Gandalf has memories of the Hunger Games and Minho has memories of Middle Earth-

STRAWBERRIES!!!!  Minho cried out

"And this didn't happen until the Mirkwood Madness." Finished Bard who ignored Minho's outburst.

"But it's not supposed to do that!" Legolas blurted.

"What if-" Gandalf and everyone, including the author, turned and glanced suspiciously at the cupcake.

"Hey! I told you guys, I can't touch any of you!"

The furrowed brows lessened but still the glances glanced.

"If it is not Sprinkles than who or what has done this?!" Katniss asked.

"Prehaps I can be of some assistance?" An all too familiar voice spoke.

Katniss glared while the rest looked on as the speaker drew near.

"Who is it??" Asked Sprinkles who could read the narrative but had no idea of the character.

Bard shrugged as he also had no idea but was less excited seeing as he is a permanent fictional character and permanent fictional characters should never get excited over a new twist in a story. (It's bad for their health)

"You have been following us?" Asked Newt

"Mearly an observer who has gone unnoticed." Our old friend/enemy the monkey said.

"Fancy words for I'm a creepy stalker." Mumbled Minho.

"You find yourself in a dreadful situation, although humorous to me."

"Fair Monkey, Do you have a cure for our predicament?" Asked Gandalf, trying to keep the peace.

"Hmmmmm." It purred, if you will and continued, "Wise and clever, but not fair."

At that moment Katniss shot her bow, the arrow landed clean through the monkey"s fluffy pirate hat and it stuck into the wall. All turned and glared at her.

The monkey let out an evil and sweet laugh, "You should not have done that, girl."

"It was only a joke, she met no harm." Assured Gandalf.

"Nevertheless, the deed is done and now your adventure will begin."

"We've been on an adventure this whole time!" Differed Legolas.

"You think renewing videos, putting a hold on a Cos-play outfit, and lazing about on a ship while your memories are discombobulated is an adventure?"

Each now began to think back and had to agree with this logic. Except Bard who shouted,

"I WAS RIGHT!"

"Thanks to this Tribute's unrational behavior, the deadly quest begins now."

"What about our cure?" Asked Newt.

"You of all should know that there is not always a cure. But in this case, if you complete the quest I shall cure your troubled minds."

"Why don't you cure us first?" Asked Fluffy McGiggles.

"Your quest will lead you to the cure"

Both Minho and Newt let out a huge sigh and threw up their hands in frustration. Minho then cried as he remembered everything that happened in the Death Cure, on page'

Reader-we do not speak of

Me- 250

Reader- *shrieks and runs off in tears*

"What is this quest?" Asked Sprinkles.

The monkey eyed her curiously. "A writer I see. Such power you have yet to unleash."

"I have limited-" Sprinkles began but was stopped.

"Answer what the quest is!" Legolas exclaimed.

"You shall need to gather me some items. Powerful items, costly items. Are you willing to take on this deadly peril?"

"Yes!" Said Gandalf
"Yes!" Said Legolas
"Yes!" Said Katniss
"Yes!" Said Fluffy McGiggles 
"Yes!" Said Bard
"Yes!" Said Newt
"STRAWBERRIES! I mean Yes!" Said Minho.
"Yes!" Said Sprinkles.
"Where are we going?" Asked Pippin

PIPPIN!? GET OUT OF THIS SCENE AND GO BOTHER SOME ONE ELSE!

oh dear, sorry that was a bit on the harsh side, just go enjoy being a hobbit until you are called in. 

To be continued!!!!