Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

PUNCTUATION!?;:'",.-_=+/\][}{|)(

heyooo my puglingssssssssssss *smiles awkwardly* haha that was weird eh heh yup weird never doing that again.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i decided to do a little thingymagingy and that word means something i have never done before and that something is not use punctuation at all i mean no periods no commas and no pressing shift at all and that means no exclamation points ohno
but i made an exception so i can still use these ************ so yayyyyy because if i didnt i wouldnt be able to smile awkwardly so yea *smiles awkwardly again*
imma be sounding very bored throughout this entire rant arent i haha
i cant even use the thingys that make new words what are those called again i cant remember but they come between the n and the t in the word cant
so lol imma be doing stuff now ok lets get going no punctuation except for in the title here we gooooo

one of my favorite things to do is explain magic to my little brother but he gets all sciencey at me and when he does that i just go burr nurr the sciencer at him and walk away
heres an example
one time he asked me how dragons breathe fire and i said idk magic
and he said
nooo they have a chemical in their throat that catches fire when it comes in contact with oxygen and they spit it out with a special organ
and i was like
bro
why
are
you
ruining
fantasy
for
me
bruuuhhh whyyyy
and another time he did this kind of thing was with magic itself he said if percy jackson can control water its because he can use more than 10 percent of his brain
and i was like but he has dyslexia and
then he said
that meant percy was too evolved to need a written language but then i said
nooo he can read ancient greek dummy
but then he told me that ancient greek must come easiest to his evolved brain because of the simplicity of the letters and i was like
whyareyoudoingthistomebrotherr
another time was when we were arguing about harry potter and he totally ruined it for me because
a p p a r a n t l y
the magic wands have midchelorians in their cores and i was like
dude thats star wars and he said

exactly

and i was like broooooo you just blew my effing mind but not in a good way bloody hell how are you so smart youre like
nine or somefin
uuurggghhh

and that kinda pisses me off a little like how i cant use any effing punctuation like
ohmyapollo whyyyy
that means no exclamation points and no hashtags whyyyyyyyyy
i need exclamation points to liiivvveeeee
all i can use are letterssssss whyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee

aaand another time we were arguing was about how
fantasy is
c  l  e  a  r  l  y
better than sifi and he was like
but lasers
and i was like
but dragons
and then i kid you not he said
sifi can have dragons too just using genetics
and i swear i almost broke my finger while cracking my knuckles getting ready to punch the living daylights outta him because
fantasy
is
my
entire
life
bro
and i got so mad at him one time that i threw skittles at him shouting
taste the rainbow
and he caught half of them in his mouth so i decided to throw an m and m
and he ate it with a few skittles and he freaked owt
i hate no parenthesis because now i cant make snooty snark comments on my own work
i sound sooo bored right now lol
and i cant ruin star wars for him because he counters every teeny weeny insult with a slippity slapjack to the face of one of my other fandoms
and im like
brotherrrrr whyyyyy
it huuurrrttssss
ok imma end this now so bye all you puglings
*poofs without exclamation point and is sad about it*

OH MAH GAWDS IT'S AN APOSTROPHE THAT'S WHAT THIS '  IS CALLED I FORGOOOTTT AND IDK ABOUT THE SHIFT THING I DO NOT CARE A TEENY WEENY BIT

*doesn't care about exclamation point so poofs anyway!!*