Random thoughts (yes, plural) coming in!
*smiles awkwardly* If I weighed 99 pounds and ate a pound of pudding, I'd be one percent pudding until my next poop.
Next: I think you should be glitter in gasoline. If you're gonna make all that pollution, might as well make it fun. (Thanks to my brother for that one- I'm still laughing five minutes later!)
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.
I recently came to the startling conclusion that I will probably never ride a giraffe in my lifetime.
Having a favorite color turned out to be less important than I expected as a child.
On to the next. BAI!
*poof!*
*distant shout of "Dude Run!"*
*maddening giggles*
*slap sounds*
*Me screaming incoherently*
*Girly wailing*
*Tomboy shouting "Shuddup! I'm watching Ghost hunters!"*
*Goth laughing evilly*
*Hipster shouting angrily*
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Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
RandomHi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bl...
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