Dammit, stupid insomnia, why u do dis

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It's 4:22 am and I'm sitting awake with my sword in my lap.
Yes I have a sword, bro. Where have you been?
Well, I guess I don't say the fact that I have a sword very much.
The picture up at the top is my sword.
I know, it's a feminine kind of sword but
Eh,
It's a sword . . .
WAIT DAMMIT IT'S NOT IRON LIKE I REQUESTED
IT'S SOMETHING CALLED
STAINLESS CHINA
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WHAT IS STAINLESS CHINA??
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I hope it hurts demons.
I'm sorry, but it's kind of hard to sleep when your mind keeps reliving your most painful and embarrassing memories, THEN imagining new ones that never actually happened.
And it's even worse when I am dreaming a good dream, then I just say something in my sleep and WAKE MYSELF UP
why does this happen
Whyyyyyyyy

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