Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

Innerselves and Stuff (pt 1)

So, hello. *smiles awkwardly* I decided to let a few of my Innerselves come out and play. (@AmazingNinjaOfDoom coined that phrase, btw.)
I have seven of them other than myself. Me is, well, me. Me is not an innerself, she's just me. Then there is Tomboy, who (you guessed it) is a tomboy. There's also Girly, Smarty, Sassy, Goth, and Shy.
The last one is Male, who is my boy innerself. We've all got one, no matter just how girly we are. If you're a boy, you've got a girl innerself somewhere.
Sometimes that girl is the one who's in control. Or the boy.
Ugh. I'm just gonna get going.

Me: OMG IT'S 11:22 ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES OF DAY
Goth: Why?
Me: Because.
Goth: Because why?
Me: Because one one two two.
Goth: ???
Girly: My favorite time of day is tomorrow!
Male: That doesn't even make any sense . . .
Tomboy: YO YO YO YO LOOK THE MAILMAN
All: *runs to the door*
Mailman: AGH! THERE'S SEVEN OF YOU!
Smarty: Actually, there's eight of us, because of Male-
Mailman: *Throws package in the midst and runs away* CLONES CLONES HEEEELP
Me: Uh . . . what?
Sassy: *is holding package* I wonder what's inside . . .
Me, Goth, Smarty, and Tomboy: *arguing about times of day*
Girly and Male: *is watching*
Shy: Let's take the package to another room.
Sassy and Shy: *takes package to upstairs*
Shy: Let's open it!
Sassy: I second the motion. *takes out pocketknife and slices tape*
Sassy: *opens package*
Shy: oh
Shy: my
Shy: Apollo.
Sassy: IT'S-
Shy: *covers Sassy's mouth* don't shout!
Male: Too late.
Shy and Sassy: AAH!
Male: So, who would send those to us?
Sassy: Who knows? At least there's one for each of us.
Shy: Let's go hand them out- look! Each one is labeled!
Sassy: Ok. Let's go back downstairs.
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MWAHAHAHAHA, IT'S A CLIFFHANGER!
Lol. You just gotta read the next chapter to find out what is in the mysterious package!!
*poof!*