Hi there *smiles awkwardly*
So
You want to know what I would name stuff if I discovered it?
Let's test that today.
SNAKE: Swollen Shoelace That Moves
MANTA RAY: Big Sea Flap Flap
MONKEY: Little Mean Hairy Person
PORCUPINE: Needle Rabbit
HORSE: Hornless Unicorn
BANANA: Yellow Not-Really-A-Gun
PINEAPPLE: Hawaiian Pricklefruit
KANGAROO: Australian Kicking Pocket Rabbit
BOOKS: Smashed Inked Tree Remains
SEAL: Blorp Squish Arf Thing
ANY FISH: Swimmy Blub Blub
COOKIES: Happy Sweet Bread Noms
ANY BIRD: Feathered Beaky Dragon
HOUSES: Safe Snuggle Protector Thing
MUGS: Coffee Hot Holder
MARSHMALLOWS: Tiny Sugar Pillows
HUMANS: Walky Talky Battle Blorps
TIME: Wibble Wobble
DOGS: Tail Wag Happy Pet
CATS: Fuzzy Rulers Of World
SQUIRREL: Big Tail Nut Chomper
I could go all day. Comment some of your own!
One more:
THE INTERNET: Thing That Eats Wibble Wobble
Okay then I'm off to finish my PJHOO/Marauders crossover fanfic for my science class lol
BAI
*poof!*
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Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
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