Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

FEEEEELINGSSSS OF EXCITEMEEENNTTTTTT AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

HELOO PUGLINGSSS! I KEEP MISSPELLING HELLO SO HA! *smiles awkwardly*
Okay so you know how you can never really read written words in dreams?? I JUST DID THAT AND I'M LIKE ???? WHAT??? HOW???
I think it's because I mostly think in written words. Like, I don't TALK to myself in my head, I write LETTERS.
It's wierdd, I know.
Another weired thing is idk how to spell weerd.
Weeird, huh?
But that is nothing, nothing, compared to what the written words I was dreaming about said.
I was reading a new Percy Jackson book, and that alone is awesome, but what it said is awesomer still.
I don't remember the exact words but it was somewhere along the lines of this:
Percy basically became a god by accident.
If you have read Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, you'll know the story of good ol' Mr. D, right?
Well, Dionysus (omg I think I spelled it right ;o;) was born a demigod but then he invented wine and became a god because people started believing he was so
what if
Percy Jackson
Became a god
the same way Dionysus did
but completely
by accident.
I clearly remmeber dreaming/reading (I keep misspelling things because my hands are shakinn lol) that Percy was fighting something and was having a hard time but was beating the thing up so much that those people who didn't know who he was (which was everyone watching him, except for Annabeth) started thinking he was a god of some sort. One phrase I clearly remember was  'He became a god at some point. He just wasn't sure when, or how. Or how he knew.'
Like,
oh my Apollo
that is
like,
AAAAH!!!
I am shaking omgggg I can barely type
calm dowwnnnn Blaisywaisy urghhh
Mybe I'm hungry.
Nope, just experiencing
EXTREME FANGIRL FEELS OF FEELINGNESS
Ooh, feelingness. I invented a new word. *tries to add to personal dictionary*
*Message pops up* YOU CANNOT ADD THIS WORD TO DICTIONARY BECAUSE IT IS TOO FULL OF OTHER STUPID WORDS YOU NEVER USE.
*cri*
(credit to @Arshakitty for that awesome joke I just had to use it lol)
kkkgewwefgwefkh
(yup still shaking I need a food thing brb)
MOOOM CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGUR???
*mom throws food at me*
OOH YUMMY *nom*
*chews*
*swallows*
*looks down at the SALAD that mother handed to me*
. . .
i ate that . . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
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lol i like salad numnum
ok seeya layter!
*poof!*

*poofs back* I just realized this is the thirteenth part lol how awesome of course my best idea ever would be posted on my luckiest number ever lmao.
*re-poof!*