Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

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Seeing female lifeguards run is excruciating.
*ahem* heh heh . . . water parks are a gold mine for peeping pansexuals. *smiles awkwardly* Boys, girls, BIKINIS, it's aaaaallllll good. 😉
Don't be surprised if you meet me and I check you out. It just means I'm admiring you.
I THINK THERES A BEE ON ME BUT IM NOT SURE HALP MEH
ok it was just a fly lol okay.
I saw someone wearing a mermaid swimsuit and it was amazing like she had long hair that was dyed green and she had the shell bikini and she had a skirt like thing that looked like a tail when she was swimming but could turn into a pair of leggings while she walked it was amazing
BEE IS BACK BEE HALP ME I HATE BEES THEYRE PAINFUL AAAH
ok its gone now haha sorry for any future outbursts like that.
I'm seeing people here who are wearing headscarfs and long sleeved shirts and super long black skirts and I'm like
How do you people handle it in the summer I mean I get it in the winter you would kinda want to do this, but in the summer??! Why isn't there a religion that let's you have a winter and summer uniform I mean,
Dude
It's the middle of summer in Texas and that means boiling hot everything and you really can fry an egg on the sidewalk in the summer. Trust me. I've done it.
But anyway, on to the random thought of the day.
Once you buckle your seatbelt, you're basically wearing your car.
😐☝
Now I'll leave you to mull that over.
Idk if I used that right but OH WHALE
*poof with whale songs!*