The military has a 26 page manual for baking brownies and oatmeal cookies.
why? WHY?
Me: OH I NEED BROWNIES BUT I'M OUT OF BUTTAH BETTER CALL THE FREAKING MILITARY
Me: *dials phone*
General: YAS THIS IS MILITARY
Me: WHAT'S A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR BUTTAH
General: BUTTAH?
Me: YAS BUTTAH
General: *yells over shoulder* LIEUTENANT! GET ME MILITARY MANUAL NUMBER 426!!
Lieutenant: YAS SIR
General: YAS I SEE HERE A SUBSTITUTE FOR BUTTAH HERE IT IS
Me: WHUT IS IT
General: ONE TABLESPOON FOR OLIVE OIL FOR EVERY CUP OF BUTTAH
Me: OKAY THANK U GENERAL
General: SAY HI TO YOUR GRAMMA FOR ME SHE WROTE THR MOST IMPORTANT PART
Me: OH YAH WHUT IS THAT
General: CHOCO CHIPPO BLU COOKIE RECIPE
Me: OH YAH THOSE ARE DA BEST
General: I KNOW RIGHT
Me: OKAY I GOT TO GO NOU I NEEDS ME SUM OLIVE OIL
General: OKAY BAI
Me: BAI
*click*
. . . what did I just write.
*self to me* uh, you just wrote the best thing ever, that's what.
*me to self* I know its awesome lol
Okay then. Dedicated to Jane_Conquest
Whelp.
BAI
*poof!*
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