Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

Mah frand is amazhang

'Ello there, puglings. *smiles awkwardly*
So, I just wanna take a mo' to appreciate my friend, BubbleBerryTea.
We know each other irl, and DAMN GURL UR SO AWESOME
sooo, here is a personal little rant/note/whatever JUST FOR CHU
hope u don't get embarrassed 😅

I really look up to ya. I mean, I know I'm a whole year older than you, and I think I'm taller than you, but yeah, I look up to you. #Respect for good ol' BubbleBerry.
I am actually currently listening to a song that reminds me of you so much I think it might be written by you. It's called La La La, by The Bird and the Bee. It just reminds me of you so effing much you have no idea.
You know what else reminds me of you, Bubbles? Luna Lovegood. Idk why, but I've always imagined Luna wearing glasses and when I first met you I was like, "IT'S HER IT'S LUNAAA" but of course, it was someone much better, because you're real and actually exist.
Unless you don't.
But please don't tell me if you aren't. I don't wanna know.
Your awesome personality makes me feel like you, and you only, understand me on a spiritual level.
Sure, there's Katie and Maddy and Sunshine and everyone, but I just feel like you're the Fred to my George.
BUT YOU AREN'T DEAD AND THAT MAKES YOU BETTER
THAT CAME OUT REALLY WRONG HELP
DAMNATION WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
I suck at mouth speak but somehow I am so much worse at letter finger typing
I know I can come off as kinda spazzy and clumsy, and I am!
But it's only because I am like, CONSTANTLY nervous that all my friends will abandon me, saying "Dude what were we thinking she's sooo weird and crazy let's get outta here."
And that, my friends, is why I have insomnia.
But yea, back to BubbleBerry the amazing llamacorn 😄
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MIGHT COME OFF AS INSANELY CLINGY AND ATTACHED BUT PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT I JUST LIKE WRITING THESE THINGS INSTEAD OF SAYING THEM WITH MY CLUMSY ASS FACE HOLE
I am spastically giggling at my screen rn what do I do
I think I'm also crying but idk
HELP ME

YEA, I'M TOTALLY NOT CRAZY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

😅😅😅😅😅

but aaaanywho . . .
We both like Minecraft, for starters. And I think we're both low-key otaku sometimes
And I completely love jacksepticeye and markiplier.
Like,
Mark is a pen, Jack's a highlighter.
Mark drew the world, and Jack made it brighter.
And PewDiePie is the paper that swears in Swedish.
I just love seeing them all scream LIKE LITTLE EFFING GIRLS

Aaand back to the subject. Again.
I am waaaay blabbering rn, aren't I?
Totally.
Okay, Blaiseywaisy, back on track please.
Back on track . . .
WHERE THE HELL IS THE TRACK?!
I'M CAREENING TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF
HALP IM FALLING
AAAAAAAAH!!!!

. . .

aaand this is why she called me lively.
Ok I guess I'm not completely sane. Maybe just a tad of
UTTER
FANGIRLISH
NONSENSICAL
FANTASMICAL
MENTALIDITY.

this already has over 500 words lol what the heck

Oh that reminds me of a funny text encounter I had with someone.

Me: Hey bro, whazzup?
Someone: I'm sleepy as he*k
Me:  . . . why did you bleep 'heck?'
Someone: because it's a fucking BAD WORD, BLAISE.

sorry for profanity but it wouldn't be as funny without.

Where was I?
Does anyone have a map?
GPS?
Sirius?
Anything?
Are you telling me that you went into this rant, UNPREPARED?!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING A COMPASS, RATIONS, AND AT LEAST A DAY'S WORTH OF WATER, YOU ABSOLUTE NUTCASE!!

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE COMPASS

okaay, let's not panic.
*hears twig snap*
OKAY NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC RUN
*starts running*
Okay BubbleBerry what do we do now?!
BubbleBerry: I should guess we keep running until we hit civilization?
Me: I DONT THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA BECAUSE WE'RE IN MY MIND
BubbleBerry: okay then . . . wait, what's chasing us?
Me: Jeff Dunham's puppet, Achmed the dead terrorist. Except he's HUUGGEE.
Achmed: SILENCE! I kill you!!
BubbleBerry: OKAY LET'S JUST KEEP RUNNING
Me: *slams into door*
Me: Ow! What the friCKLE FRACKLE
BubbleBerry: Hurry open the door!
Me: Okay idk where we are but HIDE HE'S COMING
Me: *flings open door and we tumble inside*
BubbleBerry: I can't see . . . it's too dark.
Me: Don't worry if we keep walking we should eventually find a safe place- that's how it works here.
BubbleBerry: Are you sure?
Me: of course now come on! TO ADVENTURE?
BubbleBerry: *rolls eyes*

Me: *trips* oof! What the Hades did I just trip over?
BubbleBerry: I don't know- I can't see.
Me: hey look, it's a flashlight!

Me: now we can see!
BubbleBerry: uh, Blaise . . .
Me: what?

Me:  . . . run.