Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

AWESOME HEADCANNON AAAAAAH

Hello guys!!! *smiles awkwardly* I just came up with the bestest headcannon EVAAAAH
Wanna hear it?
You do!? Awesome!

Ok so it starts like this: Nico di Angelo and Percy and Annabeth and all those guys, well, they're fighting some sort of magical sorceress or imp or something and Nico pisses her off somehow. Then she decides to retreat but she casts a spell on Nico before she does and he gets knocked out and when he wakes up he feels as if he's forgotten something important.
Percy says something to him, but he doesn't understand it. Percy tries again, and then Nico realizes that he's forgotten how to speak English!!!
He has to resort to speaking Italian, and for the rest of the quest he's just getting extremely frustrated because someone would ask him a question and he would make a gesture like; dude-you-KNOW-I-have-no-idea-what-the-Hades-you're-saying-stop-trying-to-talk-to-me
Eventually he remembers how to understand English but his mouth still refuses to form the words so he's stuck in Italian mode
And it's like a constant game of charades like if Nico is trying to tell Percy something important it goes a little like this:
(Leo just fell into the lake and something is keeping him under, but Percy hasn't noticed.)
Nico:*is trying to mime a guy swimming*
Percy: Uh . . . there's something on my face!
Nico: *shakes head* *points down and mimes a guy diving into the water*
Percy: Down swimmy? (Why did that pop into my head and why is it so funny to me lol)
Nico: *shakes head furiously* *Jumps up and down and makes splashing noises*
Percy: Timmy fell into the well!
Nico: *curses in Italian*
Percy: I have a feeling it's something to do with wetness . . .
Nico: *nods*
Percy: Mrs. O'Leary had an accident?
Nico: *gives up*
Percy: Hey, where's Leo?
Nico: *epic facepalm*

This is like, so flippidipping adorable I think I might actually have a literal heart attack like, hoW FANGIRLY CAN I GET THIS IS MAKING ME SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUST AAAAAH
SO EFFING ADORABLEEEEEE
NROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF NYAAAAHH BRAONNNMANAMANMAN NGAGH MANALOANA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*proceeds making fangirl noises*

*still hasn't calmed down*

  . . .AAGHGHGKKFKKJFDHKGSHHHHHHHHVKHVHFVHUNVEFWHNLEWIHONCWKMWKKHGRUHEFWHUEFHOIHKUFDHJFDJKDKJLFDLLJKDVJDJDSFKHDFhjsslldsknvdsmeiuoefiwknrooooooooo o o o o o o h h h h h . . .
*ahem*
Heh heh, ok I'm calm now. But this is too adorable for words but WAIT IT GETS BETTER.
Kinda. Check out the next chapter to find out!

Tomboy: You forgot to poof.
Me: Oh, oops! Thanks for reminding me, Tomboy innerself!
Tomboy: Anytime.
Me: *poof!*